Lyrics Thing-Fish Intro - Frank Zappa
Once
upon
a
time,
musta
been
'round
October,
few
years
back
In
one
of
those
top
secret
laboratories
the
government
keep
stashed
away
underneath
Virginia
An
evil
prince,
occasionaly
employed
as
a
part-time
theatrical
criticizer
Set
to
workin'
on
a
plot
for
the
systematic
genocidal
removelance
Of
all
unwanted
highly-rhythmic
individuals
an'
sissy-boys
The
cocksucker
done
whiffed
up
a
secret
potion
And
right
'long
with
it,
the
atrocious
idea
that
what
he
been
boilin'
up
down
there
Just
might
be
the
final
solution
to
the
white
man's
burden
If
yo'
acquire
my
drift
Well,
he
were
sure
he
had
a
good
thing
goin'
But
there
was
always
the
possobility
that
somethin'
might
fuck
up
So,
he
planned
to
have
a
little
test
Just
to
check
it
all
out
before
he
dumped
it
in
the
water
supply
Shortly
thenafter,
with
high-level
government
collaboration
He
arranged
to
have
a
good-will
visit
to
San
Quentin
'Long
wit
some
country-western
musicians,
an'
sprinkle
a
little
bit
of
it
on
some
of
the
boys
in
there
Since
they
done
used
a
few
of
'em
before
when
they
was
messin'
with
the
syphilis
So,
here
they
come
with
the
potion,
dumpin
it
all
in
the
mash
potatoes
Then
they
went
up
to
the
warden's
office
for
some
hot
toddy
Watchin'
a
little
football
while
they
waitin'
to
see
what
gone
happen
Fact
o'
the
matter
were,
nothing
happened
So
they
went
off
an'
dribbled
it
in
a
special
shipnint
of
Galoot
collogne
That
went
out
about
November
Next
thing
you
know,
fagnits
be
droppin'
off
like
flies
'Long
with
a
large
number
of
severely-tanned
individuals,
presumenably
of
Haitiian
extractment
But
not
the
boys
in
the
rest
home
Oh
no
Mixin'
the
shit
with
the
mash
potatoes
done
smoothed
it
out
a
little
So
if
it
wouldn't
kill
yoor
ass,
but
it
sure
would
make
you
ugly
An'
if
it
was
already
ugly,
it'd
make
you
ass
mean
an'
ugly
And
if
you
was
already
mean
an'
ugly,
it'd
turn
ya
into
a
strange,
unknown
creature
Never
before
seen
on
Broadway
That's
right
It'd
turn
ya'
into
a
"Mummy
nun"
(head
like
a
potato)
Head
like
a
potato
Lips
like
a
duck
(Big
ol'
hands,
puffin'
up)
Big
ol'
hands
(Big
ol'
hands,
puffin'
up)
Puffin'
up
(Big
ol'
hands,
puffin'
up)
Big
ones
(Big
ol'
hands,
puffin
up)
Science
Medieval
religius
costumery
all
over
yo'
body
Yow
Oh,
yeah
Mmmm
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1 Can't Afford No Shoes
2 Camarillo Brillo
3 Brown Shoes Don't Make It
4 I'm The Slime
5 Hungry Freaks, Daddy
6 Plastic People
7 Mom & Dad
8 It Can't Happen Here
9 Who Are the Brain Police?
10 Who Needs The Peace Corps?
11 Concentration Moon
12 Trouble Every Day
13 You're Probably Wondering Why I'm Here
14 We're Turning Again
15 Road Ladies
16 What Kind of Girl Do You Think We Are?
17 Find Her Finer
18 Dinah-Moe Humm
19 200 Years Old
20 Be In My Video
21 I Don’t Even Care
22 Heavenly Bank Account
23 Cocaine Decisions
24 Dumb All Over
25 Promiscuous
26 Thing-Fish Intro
27 The Central Scrutinizer
28 Porn Wars Deluxe
29 Tinsel Town Rebellion
30 Jesus Thinks You're a Jerk
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