Lyrics You're Probably Wondering Why I'm Here - Frank Zappa
You′re
probably
wondering
why
I'm
here
And
so
am
I
So
am
I
Just
as
much
as
you
wonder
′Bout
me
bein'
in
this
place
(yeah)
That's
just
how
much
I
marvel
At
the
lameness
on
your
face
You
rise
each
day
the
same
old
way
And
join
your
friends
out
on
the
street
Spray
your
hair
and
think
you′re
neat
I
think
your
life
is
incomplete
But
maybe
that′s
not
for
me
to
say
They
only
pay
me
here
to
play
(I
wanna
hear
Caravan
with
a
drum
sola!)
You're
probably
wondering
why
I′m
here
And
so
am
I
So
am
I
Just
as
much
as
you
wonder
'Bout
me
starin′
back
at
you
(yeah)
That's
just
how
much
I
question
The
corny
things
you
do
You
paint
your
face
and
then
you
chase
To
meet
the
gang
where
the
action
is
Stomp
all
night
and
drink
your
fizz
Roll
your
car
and
say,
"Gee
whiz!"
You
tore
a
big
hole
in
your
convertible
top
What
will
you
tell
your
mom
and
pop?
(Mom,
I
tore
a
big
hole
in
the
convertible)
You′re
probably
wondering
why
I'm
here
And
so
am
I
So
am
I
Just
as
much
as
you
wonder
If
I
mean
just
what
I
say
(yeah)
That's
just
how
much
I
question
The
social
games
you
play
You
told
your
mom
you′re
stoked
on
Tom
And
went
for
a
cruise
in
Freddie′s
car
Tommy's
asking
where
you
are
You
boogied
all
night
in
a
cheesy
bar
Plastic
boots
and
plastic
hat
And
you
think
you
know
where
it′s
at?
Yeah
You're
probably
wondering
why
I′m
here
(Not
that
it
makes
a
heck
of
a
lot
of
a
difference
to
ya!)
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1 Can't Afford No Shoes
2 Camarillo Brillo
3 Brown Shoes Don't Make It
4 I'm The Slime
5 Hungry Freaks, Daddy
6 Plastic People
7 Mom & Dad
8 It Can't Happen Here
9 Who Are the Brain Police?
10 Who Needs The Peace Corps?
11 Concentration Moon
12 Trouble Every Day
13 You're Probably Wondering Why I'm Here
14 We're Turning Again
15 Road Ladies
16 What Kind of Girl Do You Think We Are?
17 Find Her Finer
18 Dinah-Moe Humm
19 200 Years Old
20 Be In My Video
21 I Don’t Even Care
22 Heavenly Bank Account
23 Cocaine Decisions
24 Dumb All Over
25 Promiscuous
26 Thing-Fish Intro
27 The Central Scrutinizer
28 Porn Wars Deluxe
29 Tinsel Town Rebellion
30 Jesus Thinks You're a Jerk
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