Lyrics Lonesome Cowboy Nando - Frank Zappa
My
name
is
Nando
I'm
a
marine
biologist
All
my
friends
They
call
me
"Doh"
Hi,
Doh
All
my
family
From
someplace
in
this
area
And
they
complain
if
I
talk
about
this
horrible
pizza
During
the
show
Come
out
here,
to
Californy
Just
to
find
me
some
pretty
girls
Ones
I
seen
gets
me
so
horny
Ruby
lips,
'n
teeth
like
pearls
Wanna
love
'em
all,
wanna
love
'em
dearly
Wanna
a
jellyfish,
I'll
even
pay
I'll
buy
'em
furs,
I'll
buy
'em
pizza
I
know
they
like
me,
here's
what
I'll
say
I'm
lonesome
cowboy
Burt
Speakin'
atcha
Won'tcha
smell
my
fringe-y
shirt?
Reekin'
atcha
My
cowboy
pants
My
cowboy
dance
My
bold
advance
On
this
here
waitress
He's
lonesome
cowboy
Burt.
A-Ha
Don'tcha
get
his
feelings
hurt
Come
on
in
this
place
An'
I'll
buy
you
a
taste
You
can
sit
on
my
face
Where's
my
waitress?
Burtram,
Burtram
redneck
Burtram,
Burtram
redneck
I'm
an
awful
nice
guy
Worked
all
day
in
the
sun
I'm
a
roofer
by
trade
Quite
a
bundle
I've
made
I'm
a
unionized
roofin'
old
son-of-a-gun
He's
a
unionized
roofin'
old
son
of
a
gun
"Darling,
I
crazy
go
nuts
when
I
hear
this,
you
know
what
I'm
sayin'?"
When
I
get
off,
I
get
plastered
I
swim
till
I
fall
on
the
jellyfish
Then
I
find
me
some
academic
kind
of
illustrator
I
describe
the
little
dangling
utensils
on
this
thing
And
tell
him
to
draw
it
up
So
it
looks
just
like
a
brand
new
jellyfish
"Take
that!
Take
that!"
I
fuss
an'
I
cuss
and
I
keep
on
swimmin'
Till
my
snorkel
puffs
up
an'
turns
red
I
drool
on
my
shorts
I
do
some
water
sports
Then
I
take
the
jellyfish
back
to
my
house
And
stick
it
in
the
bed!
"Sorta..."
"Whaddya
do?"
Stick
it
again
in
the
bed
"That's
right"
Stick
it
again
in
the
bed
Stick
it
again
in
the
bed
Stick
it
again
in
the
bed
Lonesome
cowboy
Burt
Speakin'
atcha
Smell
my
fringe-y
shirt
Reekin'
atcha
My
cowboy
pants
My
cowboy
dance
My
bold
advance
On
this
here
waitress
He's
lonesome
cowboy
Burt.
Yee-ha
Don'tcha
get
his
feelings
hurt
Come
on
in
this
place
An'
I'll
buy
you
a
taste
You
can
sit
on
my
face
Where's
my
waitress?
"Opal,
you
hot
little
bitch!"
1 Lonesome Cowboy Nando
2 I Have Been in You
3 The Madison Panty-Sniffing Festival
4 Make a Sex Noise
5 We're Turning Again
6 The Illinois Enema Bandit
7 Lobster Girl
8 Wind Up Working in a Gas Station
9 Tryin' to Grow a Chin
10 Thirteen
11 NYC Halloween Audience
12 The M.O.I. Anti-Smut Loyalty Oath
13 Emperor of Ohio
14 Honey Don't You Want A Man Like Me
15 Take Your Clothes Off When You Dance
16 Black Napkins
17 Dinah-Moe Humm
18 Crew Slut
19 I'm So Cute
20 Muffin Man
21 Camarillo Brillo
22 Lisa's Life Story
23 He's So Gay
24 Tracy Is a Snob
25 Is That Guy Kidding Or What'
26 Lonely Person Devices
27 Catholic Girls
28 The Poodle Lecture
29 Dirty Love
30 Magic Fingers
31 Father O’Blivion
32 White Person
33 Ms. Pinky
34 Shove It Right In
35 Alien Orifice
36 200 Motels Finale
37 Strictly Genteel
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