Lyrics PMRC Consultant Reverend Jeff Ling - Frank Zappa

Now, as you know the PMRC
Because they are individually very, very nice ladies
I mean I have met Mrs. Baker and I have met Mrs. Gore, myself
And I must say they are charming

However, behind the scenes
Someone is giving them top secret information
About what is really dirty, what is really ugly
And what is undesirable about rock and roll

And that man is Reverend Jeff Ling
A man so ashamed of being a Reverend
That he dropped the Reverend from his name
When he went to the senate

Here is the actual Reverent Jeff Ling
Introduced as Jeff Ling, consultant to the PMRC
Delivering part of his exciting slideshow
For the benefit of all of the senators in the hearing

And then you′ve got him reciting dirty lyrics
And you know, and he say, "Because the slide projector fucked up"
Over and over again
And he was saying, "Back that up"
"No, oh, I'm getting ahead of myself"
You know like all this back and forth, back and forth

And then he makes references to the Jacksons and...
Ooh, that′s an interesting point about the night stalker
Reverend Ling, know
'Cause he kept trying to...

They, two people mentioned that
Listening to AC DC causes suicide
Cause of murder and all the rest of the stuff
It just, you can get the tape and figure out
The best thing to plug in

Ah, here's the best part of the Reverend′s testimony
This was the most sensational part of the hearing
As far as I was concerned
This is the part where the Reverend recites the lyrics
To Golden Shower by Mentor

And I don′t know whether you actually run it up (we could, hahaha)
You should bleep it, you know (keep bleeping)
Oh, okay, and then at the end, and then and Danforth...
That's right! Senator Danforth
We can′t let this continue
It's going out on television
There might be some tender young ears
As Senator Hollings says
Watching this broadcast

Well, let′s go on to another devastating topic