Lyrics Mr. Wu's in the Air Force - George Formby

There′s great excitement Limehouse way, Mr. Wu has gone they say
Packing his laundry bag he said "Bye ye"
To the R.A.F. he went with glee, he said "Please you take-ee me"
Now he's flying way up in the sky
He′s in the Air Force is Mr. Wu,
He's a rootin' tootin′ shootin′ pilot too
His Coat of Arms are painted rather tricky
It's two stiff collars and a shirt that′s got no elbow
He looks O.K. in his uniform as you have guessed
He chases women all day long and gives 'em no rest
But his wife says as a night fighter he′s one of the best
He's in the Air Force now is Mr. Wu
His Limehouse business now is closed, that had to lapse
But still his laundry training, is handy, perhaps
He used to stiffen collars, now he′s stiff'ning the Japs
He's in the Air Force now is Mr. Wu
Our language so confuses him, he gets in a mix
When ordered on parade one day, gosh what a fix
Instead of wearing camouflage he wore cami-knicks
′Cause he′s in the Air Force now is Mr. Wu
He's in the Air Force is Mr. Wu,
He′s a rootin' tootin′ shootin' pilot too
His Coat of Arms is painted rather tricky
It′s two stiff collars and a shirt that's got no elbow
He goes out with his lady friend, Sally May Wong
They love to talk of aeroplanes, now don't get me wrong
He′s so keen on his work he takes his blueprints along
′Cause he's in the Air Force now is Mr. Wu