Lyrics
I′ve
just
been
on
my
holidays,
to
Blackpool
by
the
sea
Although
I'm
feeling
mighty
fit
my
feet
are
troubling
me
I′ve
queued
for
hours
and
hours
but
I
must
say
it
was
grand
To
get
as
near
as
half
a
mile
to
several
miles
of
sand
On
Blackpool
prom
on
Saturday
I
had
a
lovely
time
I
queued
for
breakfast,
I
queued
for
lunch,
I
queued
for
bananas
in
a
bunch
I
queued
for
a
glass
of
bitter,
the
old
woman
was
watching
the
pram
I
queued
for
the
Beryl's
gin
and
lime,
it
really
was
a
pantomime
Before
I
got
served
they
shouted
"Time",
so
I
queued
for
a
queue
in
a
tram
On
Blackpool
prom
on
Saturday,
oh
what
a
lovely
day
I
queued
for
oysters,
I
queued
for
rock
I
queued
for
a
view
of
the
Town
Hall
clock
I
queued
for
the
fun
of
queuing
and
I
murmured
"what
a
do"
A
game
of
snooker
would
be
great,
I
queued
to
put
my
name
on
a
slate
Then
after
sixty
minutes
wait,
I
queued
in
a
queue
for
a
cue
On
Blackpool
prom
on
Saturday,
the
women
looked
simply
grand
I
queued
for
the
dark
'uns,
I
queued
for
the
fair
I
queued
for
a
chance
to
have
my
share
Oh
boy
was
I
up
and
doing,
and
I
murmured
"I
love
you"
Her
figure
it
was
like
a
dream,
Quite
big
at
the
front
and
broad
at
the
beam
But
it
was
the
Missus
that
I′d
seen,
So
I
flew
from
the
queue,
wouldn′t
you?
1 When I'm Cleaning Windows
2 Leaning On A Lamp Post
3 Auntie Maggie's Remedy
4 Bell Bottom George
5 Blackpool Prom
6 Andy the Handy Man
7 Dan, the Dairy Man
8 The Lancashire Toreador
9 Delivering The Morning Milk
10 The Mad March Hare
11 Fanlight Fanny
12 Granddad's Flannelette Nightshirt
13 I'm the Ukelele Man
14 The Lad from Lancashire
15 I Did What I Could With My Gas Mark
16 Isle Of Man
17 Dare-Devil Dick
18 The Ghost
19 I'd Like a Dream Like That
20 The Lancashire Romeo
21 It Serves You Right
22 I Went All Hot and Cold
23 I'd Do It With A Smile
24 Talking To The Moon About You
25 Oh Dear Mother
26 It Might Have Been A Great Deal Worse
27 Our Sergeant Major
28 Running Round the Fountains in Trafalgar Square
29 Swimmin' With The Wimmin'
30 Thanks Mr Roosevelt
31 It's Turned Out Nice Again
32 The Blue Eyed Blonde Next Door
33 With My Little Stick Of Blackpool Rock
34 Our Fanny's Gone All Yankee
35 The Joo-Jah Tree
36 Down The Old Coal Hole
37 Guarding The Home Of The Home Guard
38 The Low-Down Lazy Turk
39 Mother, What'll I Do Now?
40 The Old Cane Bottom Chair
41 The "V" Sign Song
42 Unconditional Surrender
43 Up In The Air, Down In The Dumps
44 I Parted My Hair in the Middle
45 Why Don't Women Like Me?
46 I Always Get To Bed By Half-Past Nine
47 With My Little Ukelele in My Hand
48 You Don't Need a License for That
49 Bless 'Em All
50 Barmaid At The Rose And Crown
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