Lyrics Unconditional Surrender - George Formby

Casablanca, Washington, London and Quebec
Teach us all that someone's going to get it in the neck
It seems to me a good idea to state what we can do
Two simple words comprise the terms I'm offering to you

Unconditional Surrender, that's the thing I'm fighting for
Unconditional Surrender from the one that I adore
Every time I ask for kisses, every time I hold your hand
All you say is if - or maybe, I find it hard to understand

On the days we have a date, you arrive hours late
I think that I'll try being tough, guess I'll treat you rough
Unconditional Surrender, and I'm not expecting less
Unconditional Surrender, just a plain straightforward yes
Unconditional Surrender, that's the thing that I advice
Unconditional Surrender, let me see it in your eyes

Never mind about defences, disregard them from the start
When you've finished with pretences, let me occupy your heart
Love your figure, love your skin, I'd like to be your next of kin
Sign upon the dotted line, say that you'll be mine
Unconditional Surrender, don't be so darned hard to get
Unconditional Surrender, merely say you'll be my pet