Lyrics You've Got Something There - George Formby

We all possess more or less and perhaps a bit to spare
No matter what it is you′ve got, You've Got Something There
Big fat fourteen stone Miss Jones as she sat on a chair
She began to spread then a rude boy said, "You′ve Got Something There"
Eve tempted Adam with some fruit as she stood almost bare
He said "You've guessed what I like best, You've Got Something There"
Now don′t forget when adding up your score
A little bit added to what you′ve got just makes that little bit more
A village maid pushed home a pram her dad said with a stare
"A bassinette ye gods I'll bet, You′ve Got Something There"
Now don't forget when adding up your score
A little bit added to what you′ve got just makes that little bit more
Once a girl said when I showed her my new underwear
"A splendid fit and I must admit, You've Got Something There"
A chorus girl went fishing and she hooked a millionaire
Her dad said, "Great,
Don′t lose your bait, You've Got Something There"
When Widow Brown got wed the parson made the bridegroom stare
He said, "My lad you're the fifth
She′s had, You′ve Got Something There"
Now don't forget when adding up your score
A little bit added to what you′ve got just makes that little bit more
Jock McGregor's very proud and when he takes the air
His kilt he swirls to show the girls he′s got something there