Lyrics 50 Ways to Leave Your Lover - Heather Small

The problem is all inside your head", she said to me
The answer is easy if you take it logically

I'd like to help you in your struggle to be free
There must be fifty ways to leave your lover

She said it's really not my habit to intrude

Furthermore, I hope my meaning

Won't be lost or misconstrued
But I'll repeat myself, at the risk of being crude
There must be fifty ways to leave your lover
Fifty ways to leave your lover

You just slip out the back, Jack

Make a new plan, Stan
You don't need to be coy, Roy
Just get yourself free
Hop on the bus, Gus
You don't need to discuss much
Just drop off the key, Lee
And get yourself free

Oh slip out the back, Jack

Make a new plan, Stan
You don't need to be coy, Roy
Just listen to me
Hop on the bus, Gus
You don't need to discuss much
Just drop off the key, Lee
And get yourself free

She said it grieves me so
To see you in such pain
I wish there was something
I could do to make you smile again
I said I appreciate that and would you please explain
About the fifty ways

She said
Why don't we both just sleep on it tonight

And I believe in the morning
You'll begin to see the light
And then she kissed me
And I realized she probably was right

There must be fifty ways to leave your lover
Fifty ways to leave your lover

You just slip out the back, Jack

Make a new plan, Stan
You don't need to be coy, Roy
Just get yourself free
Hop on the bus, Gus
You don't need to discuss much
Just drop off the key, Lee
And get yourself free

Slip out the back, Jack

Make a new plan, Stan
You don't need to be coy, Roy
Just listen to me
Hop on the bus, Gus
You don't need to discuss much
Just drop off the key, Lee
And get yourself free