Lyrics I, Robot... You, Jane - Jenny Owen Youngs

There comes a time in a librarian's life
When he has to look his adversary in the eye
And say "Hello Ms. Calendar, scan what you must
But I don't have to like it"

There comes a time in a Willow's life
When she meets a mysterious boy online
But something doesn't add up
So fetch my disguise
What's this that I'm detecting

There's a demon, there's a demon on the internet
There's a demon, there's a demon on the internet
He's ones and zeroes, just like you'd expect
There's a demon, there's a demon on the internet
There's a demon, there's a demon on the internet

There comes a time when the boy Willow met
Is actually that demon from the internet
Fucking Fritz is the worst
And he tried to electrocute me in the showers

There comes when a librarian learns
That technopagan is the actual term
And Malcolm is Moloch
And Moloch got fried
And oh hey, by the by
If that's not where it dangles
Then um, where does it dangle?

There's a demon, now the demon's off the internet
There's a demon, now the demon's off the internet
Computer's don't smell but he's fried to shit
There's a demon, now the demon's off the internet
Yeah the demon, yeah the demon's off the internet