Lyrics The Puppet Show - Jenny Owen Youngs

This week is the talent show
And if there's one thing that I know
It's that I don't wanna do it
Somehow I got roped into it

Everybody else is good at stuff
Cordellio sings, at least sort of
But my talents best kept hidden
Not like, for example, Morgan's ventriloquism

Why did it have to be
A live ventriloquist dummy
I wish that it was anything but that
Because me and dummies have an unconfortable past

And I don't need to bore you
With the details of my phobia
I just wished that it was anything but that

Woohoho

Somebody's been harvesting
First a heart, then a brain
Guess a demon need some organs
To keep living like a human

Sid's not evil, so it seems
But Principal Synder might be
Yeah the jury's out on that one
Anyway Mark the magician went into his magic box
And changed into a full-skin demon
And attacked us but we beat him
And then stabbed him in the heart

Why did it have to be
A live ventriloquist dummy
I wish that it was anything but that
Because me and dummies have an unconfortable past

And I don't need to bore you
With the details of my phobia
I just wished that it was anything but that.

Woohoho