Lyrics Friend with Benefits - Jipsta

Yeah
I'm back
For those of you just joining the program
You are now tuned in
To the bad boy of the circuit, the bad boy of the circuit

I think that I should get
A friend with benefits
We get together for sex for the hell of it
You don't need to treat me well
That's a negative

I think that I should get
A friend with benefits
We get together for sex for the hell of it
I don't wanna meet your friends or your relatives

Don't want a conversation, speaking eloquent
Let's just go down to the basement
Give me head and shit
I don't get affectionate
I don't get sensitive
My condom surely is
The best part of this
It is what it is, it is what it is

Here's the situation
Lord knows that I've really been patient
I decided to make some changes
And you know what?
It's easier to deal with strangers
The dating game is crazy
And sometimes I'm just lazy
Yeah, I'm having fun
I got 99 problems, this ain't one

I think that I should get
A friend with benefits
We get together for sex for the hell of it
You don't need to treat me well
That's a negative

I think that I should get
A friend with benefits
We get together for sex for the hell of it
I don't wanna meet your friends or your relatives

I don't like dating
Patiently waiting
For you to text
Always chasin' you for sex
Play my game, you'll soon forget
All about friends and awkward dinners
Giving you gifts and office visits
Shoutin' you out when I get on Twitter
Let's fool around and have food delivered

Here's the situation
Lord knows that I've really been patient
I decided to make some changes
And you know what?
It's easier to deal with strangers
The dating game is crazy
And sometimes I'm just lazy
Yeah, I'm having fun
I got 99 problems, this ain't one

I think that I should get
A friend with benefits
We get together for sex for the hell of it
You don't need to treat me well
That's a negative

I think that I should get
A friend with benefits
We get together for sex for the hell of it
I don't wanna meet your friends or your relatives

I don't wanna be questioned every 5 seconds
Let's have sex off of first impressions
You ain't staying for breakfast
You is gettin' to steppin'
We don't have a future
You don't need a toothbrush
So hit the road
I think it's time for you to go

Get on the mattress
Let's practice
I know you sizing me up
But I'm not average
So let's have a shot of Captain
And see what happens
It's so fantastic
Filled with passion
But I called you a cab
It's gonna leave in a flash

Here's the situation
Lord knows that I've really been patient
I decided to make some changes
And you know what?
It's easier to deal with strangers
The dating game is crazy
And sometimes I'm just lazy
Yeah, I'm having fun
I got 99 problems, this ain't one

I think that I should get
A friend with benefits
We get together for sex for the hell of it
You don't need to treat me well
That's a negative

I think that I should get
A friend with benefits
We get together for sex for the hell of it
I don't wanna meet your friends or your relatives

I think that I should get
A friend with benefits
We get together for sex for the hell of it
You don't need to treat me well
That's a negative

I think that I should get
A friend with benefits
We get together for sex for the hell of it
I don't wanna meet your friends or your relatives