Lyrics Teach Me To Drive, Dad - John Williamson

Will you teach me
Will you teach me dad
Teach me to drive the tractor
Will you teach me
Will you teach me dad
Teach me to drive the car
I know which one the clutch is
I know which one's the brake
Will you teach me
Will you teach me dad
Teach me to drive the car
No way son
It's to dangerous
You know what happened last time
We've just fixed all the gate posts on the farm
You flattened grandpa's dunny
Plowed up all his broad beans
Just stick to the porch you'll do no harm
Oh will you show me
Will you show me dad
How to drive the tractor
I know I've got it right now I can drive the car
I'll promise not to go fast I'll take it easy this time
Come on dad one more give me one more try
No way son go away son it's to hard on me nerves
Still sufferin' from the time you hit the cow
She'll never let her milk down
We'll have to buy another one
So I'm not in the mood for it now
Oh will you teach me
Will you teach me dad
Teach me to drive the tractor
Will you teach me
Will you teach me dad
Teach me to drive the car
Kenny's dad lets him let's him drive a holden
It's not fair all the other kids can drive around
Listen boy you heard me
Your still to young and blimey
You can't see the road above the dash
You'll think your in a aeroplane
Cos all you'll see is blue sky
It's only a matter of time before we crash
Besides the car's to smelly from being in the river
And the brakes go all the way down to the floor
And the tractors still tangled In the fence
And all that barb wire
Your mum and I can't take it anymore
Oh will you teach me
Will you teach me dad
Teach me to drive the tractor (no)
Will you teach me
Will you teach me dad
Teach me to drive the car (no way)