Lyrics Someone Is Crazy - Jonathan Coulton

Is Bitter there? I'd rather talk to her than Disappointed
Though she's not quite as fun as Good'n'Mad
You'd better put her on
She can change the game
She can make me say I'm sorry
You throw your hands up in the air and swear you didn't know
You think the world revolves around you but it doesn't so
You sit and spin
Baby someone is crazy and it's you
Someone is crazy and it's you
Someone is crazy and it's you
You set the trap
You lie in wait 'til someone trips the wire
Then you jump out to get your feelings hurt
And you act surprised
How did that get there?
Why does everybody hate me?
We're all familiar with the tragedy of being you
It's hard to show you any sympathy when all you do
Is beg for pain
Baby someone is crazy and it's you
Someone is crazy and it's you
Someone is crazy and it's you
You're all alone
Well maybe that's because you're so unpleasant
You might consider dialing back a bit
Put those claws away
Stop the waterworks
Spend a couple evenings sober
The world's against you so you think or maybe wish it was
And at least that way someone would care but baby no one does
Not even you
Baby someone is crazy and it's you
Someone is crazy and it's you
Someone is crazy and it's you