Lyrics The Town Crotch - Jonathan Coulton
The
seniors
threw
a
party
down
the
end
of
Dutton
Road
When
it
was
almost
cold
enough
to
snow
None
of
us
could
drive
then
so
we
had
to
get
a
ride
In
the
back
of
someone's
GTO
She
was
in
the
keg
line
with
a
yellow
plastic
cup
It
was
like
I'd
never
seen
a
girl
before
Puffy
leather
jacket
and
a
healthy
head
of
hair
With
the
hair
she
was
six
foot
four
I
recognized
her
face
right
away
She
was
the
town
crotch
She
was
good
to
go
anytime
She
was
the
town
crotch
But
I
loved
her
like
she
was
mine
There's
a
lot
of
things
I
don't
remember
now
But
I
remember
the
town
crotch
I
had
a
pint
of
So
Co
in
the
pocket
of
my
coat
You
can
hardly
taste
the
alcohol
Watched
her
from
a
distance
but
I
never
said
a
word
I
was
young
and
I
felt
so
small
I
was
no
one
then,
who
was
I?
She
was
the
town
crotch
She
was
good
to
go
anytime
She
was
the
town
crotch
And
I
loved
her
like
she
was
mine
There's
a
lot
of
things
I
don't
remember
now
But
I
remember
the
town
crotch
We
stood
around
and
drank
a
lot
and
leaned
against
the
cars
Tried
to
beat
the
Winter,
made
it
just
under
the
wire
We
got
drunk
and
loud
under
a
thousand
million
stars
Someone
played
Steve
Miller,
someone
set
some
stuff
on
fire
The
cops
came
by
to
bust
us
so
we
left
the
beer
and
ran
My
head
hurt
and
I
couldn't
find
my
ride
She
pulled
up
in
a
Gremlin
and
she
rolled
the
window
down
She
said
Hey
kid,
get
inside.
Then
she
asked
my
name
and
drove
me
home
She
was
the
town
crotch
She
was
good
to
go
anytime
She
was
the
town
crotch
But
I
loved
her
like
she
was
mine
There's
a
lot
of
things
I
don't
remember
now
But
I
remember
the
town
crotch
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