Lyrics If I Were - Kermit the Frog

If I were a poet
I would write a sonnet
It would say "I love you"
Your name would be on it

If I were a farmer
I'd give you a bunny
If I had a beehive
You would get free honey
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If I were a baker
You could have a cruller
If I were a painter
Choose your favorite color

If I had some diamonds
I'd give you a few
Anything to show you
How much I love you
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Did you guess my secret?
I am not a poet
Couldn't write a sonnet
And I think you know it

I am not a farmer
Can't give you a bunny
I don't have a beehive
Sorry 'bout the honey
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I am not a baker
Don't know bread from batter
And I'm not a painter
And it doesn't matter

I don't need a present
All I have to do
Is look at you to show you
How much I love you
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