Lyrics You've No Clue Do You - King Creosote

You've no clue do you
You've no clue do you
You've no clue do you
You've no clue do you
You've...

As with all your rules of thumb,
This one comes with an index
There's few good moves in there for some,
That even you've avoided, with no small success

You've no clue do you
You've no clue do you
You've no clue do you
You've no clue do you
You've no clue do you
You've no clue do you
You've no clue do you
You've no clue do you
You've...

Library lead pipe professor plum,
That's yet another wrong guess
Watch real close where others mark their cross,
Might that peak the interest,
Of a cheat, of a liar, of a scumbag,
That's that off my chest

You've no clue do you
You've no clue do you
You've no clue do you
You've no clue do you
You've no clue do you
You've no clue do you
You've no clue do you
You've no clue do you

(Take a test) Colonel mustard is a seed sower and a ham
But you've no clue do you
You've...
(Hazard a guess) Mrs peacock is a ready feather in his cap
But you've no clue do you
You' ve...

(Take a test) Mrs white is doe-scared in his flower-like hands
But you've no clue do you
(Hazard a guess) Miss scarlet is embarrassed to
Have ruddy been had
But you've no clue do you

(Take the test) Even queen reverend green is envious of his cat
But you've no clue do you
(Hazard a guess) Pro-plum pro-plus pro damson is distraught
But you've no clue do you
You've no clue do you
(You've no clue do you) Doctor black's dead pan humour is intact