Lyrics My Best Friend Jake Is a Cyborg - Levity Beet

My best friend Jake is a cyborg
I know I saw some little wires poking out of his eye
And it's got me feeling worried and I hope I don't cry
Woah oh

My soccer friend Sally's teeth are looking so sharp
Did I see her silhouetted on the moon on Sunday night
She was swooping so swiftly and it gave me such a fright
Woah oh

My hair's electrified
Good grief
They've got me shaking like a leaf
I may look strong but underneath
I bite my nails and grind my teeth

I was climbing with Jessie
We were high up in a tree
And the skin around her collar was particularly green
It's an alien infection come from outer space it seems
And it's giving me bad dreams

Dan is always scratching and I bet he's got a tail
I hear him howling in the moonlight and soon he'll chase the mail
And there's little flecks of red under his very long nails
And I'm going quite pale

My head is spinning and there's steam
Exploding out my ears it seems
The whites of my eyes have gone green
It's like I'm living in a dream
A bad dream

There was a knock at the door just on dark on Friday night
A cyborg and a vampire an alien a werewolf
Are trying to get inside
But they take one look at me and scream
And tears well in their eyes
Somehow I gave them quite a fright

Thank God it's only you they say
Your costume blew us all away
The monster fancy dress is today
I'd quite forgotten but I play along

My hair's electrified
Good grief
They've got me shaking like a leaf
I may look strong but underneath
I bite my nails and grind my teeth

My head is spinning and there's steam
Exploding out my ears it seems
The whites of my eyes have gone green
It's like I'm living in a dream
Living in a dream
Living in a dream