Lyrics My Fondest Childhood Memories - Macy Gray

When I waste ten I had a live-in babysitter
She had a pet kangaroo
Wore big breasts and feathers
She gave me ice cream every time I screamed and hollered
And I loved her 'til I
Caught her sexing with my father

She gonna hurt you daddy, never again
She wasn't a friend
So, I killed her
She gonna hurt you daddy, never again
She wasn't a friend
So, I killed her

When I was 13 the plumber stopped by
The house was flooding
And no one knew why
Within no time at all he got rid of the water
And I was grateful
'Til I caught him plunging my mother

He gonna hurt you momma never again
He wasn't a friend
So, I killed him
He gonna hurt you momma, never again
He wasn't a friend
So, I killed him
He gonna hurt your momma, never again
He wasn't a friend
So, I killed him

And I don't feel bad about it
Say what?
And I don't feel bad about it
These are my fondest childhood memories
And I, I was just a kid
So, they let me go despite the murders that I did
All grown up now as you can see
My parents are still happily married
Thanks to me

She gonna hurt you daddy, never again (never again)
She wasn't a friend
So, I killed her (never again)
She gonna hurt you daddy, never again
She wasn't a friend
So, I killed her

He gonna hurt you momma, never again (never again)
He wasn't a friend (she ain't gonna hurt you, daddy)
So, I killed him
He gonna hurt you momma, never again (so, I killed him)
He wasn't a friend (hey, hey)
So, I killed him

These are my fondest childhood memories