Lyrics Are You Gay? - Margaret Cho

My mother kinda freaked out about it and she still talks about it, she calls me and leaves me these messages on my machine: BOOP-
Are You GAY?
... ARE YOU GAY?
Pick up the phone
If, you DON'T pick up the phone
That mean YOU GAY!
ONLY GAY screen their call

You can talk to mommy about it
And mommy know ALL about the gay! You know, they have SO many GAY?!
SO many GAY in all over
They have ALL over the world, all over, SO many, but NOT KOREA! NOT KOREA!