Lyrics Grandma and Grandpa - Margaret Cho

*Boop*
(Eugh) I hafe to teyell yu someting
Grandma and Grandpa? GONNA DIE.
I dunno when dey gonna die... but SOMETIME.
So that mommy just tell u NOW. So when they die, you NO surprise too.
Don't be suprise when they die but (euh) you don't have to
Tell THEM. DON'T say, "Oh Oh, mommy say U gonna die." Don't say.
Don't say like that! That's NOT NICE.
And they KNOW ALREADY.
But mommy know you gonna come home from the comedy club in 2
Weeks, and mommy was home so maybe they die before you come home.
Just so you don't have to make TWO trip."
*Boop*