Lyrics If We Got Married - Matisse

If we got married
Boredom like a monster
Would bring disaster
Into our land

If we got married
All great feelings for you
Would certainly slip through
My fingers like sand

If we got married
You and your mother
And maybe your brother
Would mess with my life

If we got married
You'd try to look happy
While I'd be the puppy
Of a typical wife

So darling, honey, baby
Let's just skip all that
Darling, honey baby
Let's not shrink in that

We'll find our own way
To make life flat...

If we got married
My time would go faster
While I'd be trying to master
How to be a dad

If we got married
You'd be fulfilling
Your greatest dealing
While I'd only be sad

If we got married
Our special moments
Would be silly comments
In a fancy blowout

Why can't we get carried
Away by seductions
Forget all instructions
We could live without

So darling, honey, baby
Let's just skip all that
Darling, honey baby
Let's not shrink in that

We'll find our own way
To make life flat...

Let's drink to that!