Lyrics If I Were a Dinosaur - Matthew Parker

If I were a dinosaur, I would be a T-rex
Got these tiny little arms, but my bite means death
Don't play with me
I'm just kidding, wish someone would play with me
They all run and hide 'cause they know that I bite
But I didn't ask to have a mouth full of knives
I'm just a lonely little dino
The size of 22 rhinos

If I were a dinosaur, I would be a pterodactyl
Skin like a kite, I'm one floaty rascal
Don the shades
I'll be in the sky just catching rays
I am both the pilot and the plane
Flying high, but at the end of the day
I'm just a lonely little dino
These wings will take me where the sky flows

If I were a dinosaur, I would be a Brontosaurus
Big like your mom and tall like the forest
Keep away
Or you might be flattened like a pancake
I like eating leaves lots
It's like eating salad in the treetops
Sure I'm big, but I'm just a lonely little dino
Leaving footprints everywhere that I go

(You might hear my roar)
(Shake the forest floor)
You might hear my roar
Shake the forest floor

(You might hear my roar)
(Shake the forest floor)