Lyrics Hazel's Joint - Max Normal

Yo
Ha, hmhmh, chikachik
Boom, da,
Check it out yo

At the end of the week, me and Pete,
Rolled round to Sean's spot to check out some beats,
Sean blessed with the herb tree, little later on
We needed somethin to eat, so we took to the streets
On our, mountain bikes, cuz we live like that
Plus my jammy had a puncture and the spare was flat.
I brought the hacky sack, Sean brought some superb
South African, homegrown herb.
Rollin' through the burbs feelin' the opposite of shitty,
Jo-burg is such a pretty city.
Leaves, fallin' from the trees, goin' crunch under my wheels,
'Bout to sit down to my nice healthy meal, yeah...

Hazel's exquisite, vegetarian cuisine, I'm talkin' about.
Hazel's exquisite, vegetarian cuisine... yeah.
Hazel's exquisite, vegetarian cuisine. I'm talkin' about.
Hazel's exquisite, vegetarian cuisine... yeah.

We were chillin' at Hazel's spot,
When along came Beyonca, Charlie, El and Yarnis
So I was like, you guys wanna get some,
Take away cake and head down to the park,
And maybe play some hacky sack before it gets dark?
Yo, everybody was cool with that so we got the bill,
Then we bounced and found a nice sunny spot to chill.
Sean ripped up a fatty and was about to spark it,
When a white van pulled up into the park, "Shit,
I didn't know cars were allowed in here!"
Said Charlie as the vehicle drew near.
Unfortunately, our reactions were a bit delayed,
Because by the time we saw they were cops, it was a bit too late.
It was like, "Uh oh, we're in trouble,
It just takes one prick to burst your bubble."
But, like, there were 4 of them? All giving us the eee-evil eye.
And one of the cops was like,
"Better destroy all of that!" Sean was like "What?"
Cause by then they had like totally fucked up that blunt.
And you know the deal, they searched us, found Sean's stash,
So we had to part with some cash.
Then they gave us our shit back and went on de way,
We were like "Thank you very much, have a nice day!"
Then we did our thing, played some hacky sack,
Broke out the cake, and ya know? That was that!

Hazel's exquisite, vegetarian cuisine, I'm talkin' about.
Hazel's exquisite, vegetarian cuisine... yeah.
Hazel's exquisite, vegetarian cuisine. I'm talkin' about.
Hazel's exquisite, vegetarian cuisine... yeah.

Breakdown
PART TWO, IF YOU FEEL THE FUNK IN THE AIR
YOU CAN PUMP IT UP LIKE I JUST DON'T CARE!
THE ORIGINAL, KICKER ON THE MIC
SHIT, EVERYTHING'S GONNA BE ALRIGHT
HA HA HA...!
DO WHAT YOU FUCKIN' LIKE!
YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYIN'?
SO ILL, JUST TO TEST MY SKILL,
I'LL GO STAND IN THE MIDDLE OF A MOSHPIT AND CHILL!