Lyrics The Otherground Pizza Party - Milo , Open Mike Eagle
I
don't
know
why
I'm
always
inclined
to
end
on
a
happy
note
Though
the
point
may
be
moot
Like
the
10
year
old
boy
with
his
throat
and
his
dreams
ripped
out
by
wolves
Fuck
wolves
I
used
to
throw
these
sensitive
parties
for
art
rap
No
regrets,
but
I
was
foolish
to
start
that
Sophisticated
fuckers
left
a
bitch
of
a
bar
tab
And
now
we
just
throw
pizza
parties
Where
there's
Game
Boys
for
Tetris
A
full
sized,
fold
out
map
of
Amestris
Milo
decorated,
now
he's
done,
so
he's
restless
And
it's
up
to
me
to
finish
up
the
guest
list:
Nocan
Mega
Ran
Castro
Samus
Billy
Woods
Busdriver
Has-Lo
Zilla
Green[?]
Cloudy
Ock[?]
Primrock[?]
NASA
And
more...
Grandmaster
Caz
Van
Gogh
Bob
Kurt
Vonnegut
Prince
And
James
Baldwin
Mark
Maron
Ron
and
Fez
And
George
Carlin
Bill
Buckner
Joe
Walsh
And
Steve
Bartman
An
otherground
ass
pizza
party
If
Daniel
Tosh
crosses
this
party's
threshold
he
will
be
tossed
into
a
fresh
bowl
of
pesto
Same
goes
for
Cobra
Commander
and
Destro
And
the
baroness
unless
she
honours
the
dress
code
No
onesies,
no
mittens
and
no
Gumbies
Chevy
Chase
can
come
if
changes
his
old
undies
If
Jerry
Falwell
shows
all
hell'll
break
loose
I'll
be
in
the
corner
hiding
a
mustache
stained
with
grape
juice
Mouthing
how
much
I
hate
you
For
all
the
world's
problems
you're
to
blame
If
you
thought
this
pizza
party
Was
catered
by
Herman
Cain
Jimmy
McMillan
said
the
rent
was
too
damn
high
And
somehow
two
dudes
from
Blue
Man
Group
snuck
by
Michael,
we
have
a
problem.
Somehow,
someone
let
Kai
Green
into
this
party
How
do
you
mean
man?
I
saw
pictures
online
of
him
having
sex
with
a
grapefruit...
The
heir
apparent
of
sandwich
island
The
duke
of
this
pizza
party
My
business
card
reads
I
strong-armed
Steve
Harvey
With
a
tear
basin
full
of
boy
spleens
Friend
of
weird
masons
with
coy
schemes[?]
Renowned
eater
of
all
things
soy
bean
In
fact,
I'm
an
after
the
fact
conversationalist[?]
This
is
where
i
make
a
Rob
Sonic
face
for
emphasis
Somebody
left
a
dookie
stain
in
the
toilet
bowl
Don't
bring
your
friend
who's
known
to
eat
the
whole
Twinkie
roll
Mike
brought
a
mix
CD
with
System
of
a
Down
And
i
have
hydraulic
pistons
that
steer
my
frown
No
admittance
if
you
like
Ayn
Rand
and
outdated
modal
jazz
boy
bands
We
drink
chocolate
milk
until
our
tummy
aches
I
love
the
oatmeal
raisin
cookies
that
my
mummy
bakes
Indeed.
It's
all
so
very
glorious
Alton
Brown
was
dancing
to
notorious
This
is
MY
pizza
party
I
make
the
rules
So
at
this
point
gravity
stops
functioning
In
the
very
middle
of
this
quirky
luncheon
thing
Everybody
pulls
out
their
yo-yos
I
forgot
to
mention
the
get-down
was
deejayed
by
Shlohmo
But
then
Analog(ue)
Tape
Dispenser
pulls
out
a
lightsabre
and
cuts
a
dude
in
half
Oh
my
god!
This
is
so
messy,
I
don't
think
we
have
enough
paper
towels...
But
this
uni-brow
gives
me
a
permanent
pseudo-scowl
We
demanded
the
party
was
catered
by
Pizza
Planet
Someone
was
sneaking
slices
- Gentleman
Bandit
I
could
have
sworn
there
at
least
were
3 more
pieces
of
pesto-spinach-garlic
pizza
here
I
swear
to-
Who-whos...?
Nicholas
are
you
sneaking
slices
again?
Yeah,
it
was
Nicholas,
wasn't
it?
(Giggles)
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