Lyrics Folk-Metaphysics, 2nd Ed. - Milo
I'm
all
about
man's
rugged
duality
I
don't
buy
into
the
cruel
loyalty
fallacy
Mork
and
Mindy
are
nice
I
don't
want
to
be
forty
reading
Rorty
While
daydreaming
of
sporty
spice
Bathe
in
rivers
with
sandalwood
Soap
Contemplate
universals
until
my
manhood
done
broke
Do
we
love
the
woman
because
she
is
lovely
Does
a
woman
not
love
me
because
I'm
ugly
I
thought
I
was
I
pious
man
before
my
loins
got
bubbly
Failed
pipe
dreams
When
I
stop
to
think
I
don't
know
what
pioty
means
In
Boston
ridding
the
T
like
pusha
I
ride
the
beat
but
I
don't
have
nearly
enough
chutzpah
I
write
poems
like
a
midwife
Try
to
anticipate
the
crisis
at
midlife
Maybe
I'm
wearing
to
much
brute
cologne
Pretty
Rory
I
shouldn't
have
Played
kiss
me
through
the
phone
You
should
go
ahead
and
shake
it
You
should
go
ahead
and
drop
it
low
You
should
go
a
head
and
shake
it
I
can
write
poems
about
cherries,
flower
blossoms
And
the
cute
waddle
of
possums
I'll
take
a
block
of
wood
and
carve
an
elephant
I'll
buy
hallmark
cards
to
tell
you,
you're
heaven
send
I'll
make
sure
the
envelope
color
matches
accordingly
I
won't
even
tell
you
when
your
boring
me
I'll
make
sure
not
to
kill
myself
Thats
just
to
affirm
the
will
in
myself
Which
is
a
false
distinction
Lets
take
up
the
hobby
of
moss
gardening
Which
is
a
metaphor
for
this
relationship
that
were
fostering
I
took
a
humanities-class
I'm
romantic
like
that
No
one
reads
them
but
I
dedicate
the
line
of
notes
to
you
An
acceptance
speech
is
I'll
say
the
finer
point
is
you
You
should
go
ahead
and
shake
it
You
should
go
ahead
and
drop
it
low
You
should
go
a
head
and
shake
it
I
really
like
hope
you
like
moody
boys
I
really
hope
you
like
nudie
toys
I'm
getting
confused
one
of
these
internal
monologues
Wasn't
written
for
you
I
need
you
to
believe
that
im
an
objectivfyer
A
man
that
can
ballad
writing
womanizer
My
perception
of
self
rests
on
that
If
I
was
in
the
navy
I
would
drive
the
submarines
I
would
also
make
the
crew
lunch
I
would
be
a
frog
man
Who
wasn't
afraid
to
get
deep
What
was
this
song
about
again.i
dont
remember
1 Sweet Chin Music (The Fisher King’s Anthem)
2 Almost Cut My Hair (For Crosby)
3 Folk-Metaphysics
4 Legends of the Hidden Temple
5 Almond Milk Paradise
6 Kenosha, Wi
7 A Lazy Coon’s Obiter Dictum
8 The Gus Haynes Cribbage League
9 Monologion
10 Folk-Metaphysics, 2nd Ed.
11 Post Hoc Ergo Propter Hoc (For Schopenhauer)
12 The Otherground Pizza Party
13 Prop Joe's Clock Repair Shop
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