Monty Python - Bruces Lyrics

Lyrics Bruces - Monty Python




Immanuel Kant was a real puissant
Who was very rarely stable
Heidegger, Heidegger was a boozy beggar
Who could think you under the table
David Hume could out consume
Schopenhauer and Hegel
And Wittgenstein was a beery swine
Who was just as sloshed as Schlegel
There's nothing nietzche couldn't teach ya
'Bout the raising of the wrist
Socrates, himself, was permanently pissed
John Stuart Mill, of his own free will
On half a pint of shandy was particularly ill
Plato, they say, could stick it away
Half a crate of whiskey every day
Aristotle, Aristotle was a bugger for the bottle
Hobbes was fond of his dram
And Ren Descartes was a drunken fart
"I drink, therefore I am"
Yes, Socrates, himself, is particularly missed
A lovely little thinker
But a bugger when he's pissed



Writer(s): Eric Idle, Terry Gilliam, Terry Jones, Graham Chapman, Michael Edward Palin, John Cleese


Monty Python - The Final Rip Off
Album The Final Rip Off
date of release
01-01-1990

1 Finland Song
2 Introduction
3 Constitutional Peasant
4 Fish Licence
5 Eric the Half-A-Bee Song
6 Travel Agent
7 Are You Embarrassed Easily?
8 Australian Table Wines
9 Argument
10 Henry Kissinger Song
11 Parrot (Oh, Not Again)
12 Interlude
13 Sit On My Face
14 Undertaker
15 Novel Writing (Live Version)
16 Interlude 2
17 String
18 Bells
19 Traffic Lights
20 Cocktail Bar
21 Four Yorkshiremen
22 Election Special
23 Lumberjack Song
24 Closing Theme
25 I Like Chinese
26 Spanish Inquisition, Pt. 1
27 Cheese Shop
28 Cherry Orchard
29 Architect's Sketch
30 Spanish Inquisition - Pt. 2
31 Spam
32 Spanish Inquisition, Pt. 3
33 Comfy Chair
34 Famous Person Quiz
35 You Be the Actor
36 Nudge Nudge
37 Cannibalism
38 Spanish Inquisition Revisited
39 Bruces
40 Bookshop
41 Rock Notes
42 Crocodile
43 French Taunter
44 Marilyn Monroe
45 Swamp Castle
46 French Taunter, Pt. 2
47 Last Word
48 I Bet You They Won't Play This Song On the Radio
49 Do Wot John
50 I'm So Worried




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