Lyrics Bruces - Monty Python
Immanuel
Kant
was
a
real
puissant
Who
was
very
rarely
stable
Heidegger,
Heidegger
was
a
boozy
beggar
Who
could
think
you
under
the
table
David
Hume
could
out
consume
Schopenhauer
and
Hegel
And
Wittgenstein
was
a
beery
swine
Who
was
just
as
sloshed
as
Schlegel
There's
nothing
nietzche
couldn't
teach
ya
'Bout
the
raising
of
the
wrist
Socrates,
himself,
was
permanently
pissed
John
Stuart
Mill,
of
his
own
free
will
On
half
a
pint
of
shandy
was
particularly
ill
Plato,
they
say,
could
stick
it
away
Half
a
crate
of
whiskey
every
day
Aristotle,
Aristotle
was
a
bugger
for
the
bottle
Hobbes
was
fond
of
his
dram
And
Ren
Descartes
was
a
drunken
fart
"I
drink,
therefore
I
am"
Yes,
Socrates,
himself,
is
particularly
missed
A
lovely
little
thinker
But
a
bugger
when
he's
pissed

1 Finland Song
2 Introduction
3 Constitutional Peasant
4 Fish Licence
5 Eric the Half-A-Bee Song
6 Travel Agent
7 Are You Embarrassed Easily?
8 Australian Table Wines
9 Argument
10 Henry Kissinger Song
11 Parrot (Oh, Not Again)
12 Interlude
13 Sit On My Face
14 Undertaker
15 Novel Writing (Live Version)
16 Interlude 2
17 String
18 Bells
19 Traffic Lights
20 Cocktail Bar
21 Four Yorkshiremen
22 Election Special
23 Lumberjack Song
24 Closing Theme
25 I Like Chinese
26 Spanish Inquisition, Pt. 1
27 Cheese Shop
28 Cherry Orchard
29 Architect's Sketch
30 Spanish Inquisition - Pt. 2
31 Spam
32 Spanish Inquisition, Pt. 3
33 Comfy Chair
34 Famous Person Quiz
35 You Be the Actor
36 Nudge Nudge
37 Cannibalism
38 Spanish Inquisition Revisited
39 Bruces
40 Bookshop
41 Rock Notes
42 Crocodile
43 French Taunter
44 Marilyn Monroe
45 Swamp Castle
46 French Taunter, Pt. 2
47 Last Word
48 I Bet You They Won't Play This Song On the Radio
49 Do Wot John
50 I'm So Worried
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