Lyrics
Man:
'Evening,
squire!
Squire:
(stiffly)
Good
evening.
Man:
Is,
uh,...Is
your
wife
a
goer,
eh?
Know
whatahmean,
know
whatahmean,
nudge
nudge,
know
whatahmean,
say
no
more?
Squire:
I,
uh,
I
beg
your
pardon?
Man:
Your,
uh,
your
wife,
does
she
go,
eh,
does
she
go,
eh?
Squire:
(flustered)
Well,
she
sometimes
"goes",
yes.
Man:
Aaaaaaaah
bet
she
does,
I
bet
she
does,
say
no
more,
say
no
more,
knowwhatahmean,
nudge
nudge?
Squire:
(confused)
I'm
afraid
I
don't
quite
follow
you.
Man:
Follow
me.
Follow
me.
That's
good,
that's
good!
A
nod's
as
good
as
a
wink
to
a
blind
bat!
Squire:
Are
you,
uh,...are
you
selling
something?
Man:
SELLING!
Very
good,
very
good!
Ay?
Ay?
Ay?
(pause)
Oooh!
Ya
wicked
Ay!
Wicked
Ay!
Oooh
hooh!
Say
No
MORE!
Squire:
Well,
I,
uh...
Man:
Is,
your
uh,
is
your
wife
a
sport,
ay?
Squire:
Um,
she
likes
sport,
yes!
Man:
I
bet
she
does,
I
bet
she
does!
Squire:
As
a
matter
of
fact
she's
very
fond
of
cricket.
Man:
'Oo
isn't?
Likes
games,
eh?
Knew
she
would.
Likes
games,
eh?
She's
been
around
a
bit,
been
around?
Squire:
She
has
traveled,
yes.
She's
from
Scarsdale.
(pause)
Man:
SAY
NO
MORE!
Man:
Scarsdale,
saynomore,
saynomore,
saynomore,
squire!
Squire:
I
wasn't
going
to!
Man:
Oh!
Well,
never
mind.
Dib
dib?
Is
your
uh,
is
your
wife
interested
in...
photography,
ay?
"Photographs,
ay",
he
asked
him
knowlingly?
Squire:
Photography?
Man:
Snap
snap,
grin
grin,
wink
wink,
nudge
nudge,
say
no
more?
Squire:
Holiday
snaps,
eh?
Man:
They
could
be,
they
could
be
taken
on
holiday.
Candid,
you
know,
CANDID
photography?
Squire:
No,
no
I'm
afraid
we
don't
have
a
camera.
Man:
Oh.
(leeringly)
Still,
mooooooh,
ay?
Mwoohohohohoo,
ay?
Hohohohohoho,
ay?
Squire:
Look...
are
you
insinuating
something?
Man:
Oh,
no,
no,
no...
yes.
Squire:
Well?
Man:
Well,
you're
a
man
of
the
world,
squire.
Squire:
Yes...
Man:
I
mean,
you've
been
around
a
bit,
you
know,
like,
you've,
uh...
You've
"done
it"...
Squire:
What
do
you
mean?
Man:
Well,
I
mean
like,...you've
SLEPT,
with
a
lady...
Squire:
Yes...
Man:
What's
it
like?
Album
The Final Rip Off
1 Spam
2 Nudge Nudge
3 French Taunter
4 Swamp Castle
5 Bruces
6 Eric the Half-A-Bee Song
7 Henry Kissinger Song
8 Parrot (Oh, Not Again)
9 Four Yorkshiremen
10 Election Special
11 Finland Song
12 Travel Agent
13 Australian Table Wines
14 Constitutional Peasant
15 Fish Licence
16 Interlude
17 Novel Writing (Live From Wessex)
18 Interlude 2
19 Closing Theme
20 Spanish Inquisition (Part 1)
21 Cherry Orchard
22 Architect's Sketch
23 Spanish Inquisition, Part 2
24 Spanish Inquisition, Part 3
25 Comfy Chair
26 Famous Person Quiz
27 You Be the Actor
28 Spanish Inquisition Revisited
29 Do Wot John
30 French Taunter, Part 2
31 Last Word
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