Lyrics Spam Song - Monty Python
Customer:
Morning,
Waitress:
Morning.
Customer:
What
have
you
got?
Waitress:
Well,
there′s
egg
and
bacon,
Egg
sausage
and
bacon
Egg
and
spam
Egg,
bacon
and
spam
Egg,
badon,
sausage
and
spam
Spam,
bacon,
sausage
and
spam
Spam,
egg,
spam,
spam,
bacon
and
spam
Spam,
sausage,
spam,
spam,
spam,
bacon,
spam
tomato
and
spam
Spam,
spam,
spam,
egg
and
spam
Spam,
spam,
spam,
spam,
spam,
spam,
baked
beans,
spam,
spam,
spam
and
spam.
(Choir:
Spam!
Spam!
Spam!
Spam!
Lovely
Spam!
Lovely
Spam!)
Or
Lobster
Thermidor
aux
crevettes
with
a
mornay
sauce
Served
in
a
provencale
manner
with
shallots
and
aubergines
Garnished
with
truffle
pate,
brandy
and
a
fried
egg
on
top
and
spam.
Wife:
Have
you
got
anything
without
spam?
Waitress:
Well,
the
spam,
eggs,
sausage
and
spam
That's
not
got
much
spam
in
it
Wife:
I
don′t
want
any
spam!
Customer:
Why
can't
she
have
eggs,
bacon,
spam
and
sausage?
Wife:
That's
got
spam
in
it!
Customer:
Hasn′t
got
much
spam
in
it
as
spam,
eggs,
sausage
and
spam
has
it?
(Choir:
Spam!
Spam!
Spam!...)
Wife:
Could
you
do
me
eggs,
bacon,
spam
and
sausage
without
the
spam,
then?
Waitress:
Iiiiiiiiiiiich!
Wife:
What
do
you
mean
′Iiiiiiiiiich'?
I
don′t
like
spam!
(Choir:
Lovely
spam!
Wonderful
spam!)
Waitress
(to
choir):
Shut
up!
(Choir:
Lovely
spam!
Wonderful
spam!)
Waitress:
Shut
Up!
Bloody
Vikings!
You
can't
have
egg,
bacon,
spam
and
sausage
without
the
spam.
Wife:
I
don′t
like
spam!
Customer:
Shush
dear,
don't
have
a
fuss.
I′ll
have
your
spam.
I
love
it,
I'm
having
spam,
spam,
spam,
spam,
spam,
spam,
spam,
baked
beans,
Spam,
spam,
spam,
and
spam!
(Choir:
Spam!
Spam!
Spam!
Spam!
Lovely
spam!
Wonderful
spam!)
Waitress:
Shut
Up!
Baked
beans
are
off.
Customer:
Well,
could
I
have
her
spam
instead
of
the
baked
beans
then?
Waitress:
You
mean
spam,
spam,
spam,
spam,
spam,
spam,
spam,
spam,
spam,
spam,
spam,
Spam
and
spam?
Choir
(intervening):
Spam!
Spam!
Spam!
Spam!
Lovely
spam!
Wonderful
spam!
Spam
spa-a-a-a-a-am
spam
spa-a-a-a-a-am
spam.
Lovely
spam!
Lovely
spam!
Lovely
spam!
Lovely
spam!
Spam
spam
spam
spam!
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18 Knights of the Round Table (Camelot Song)
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