Lyrics and translation Peter Sellers - Bangers And Mash
Him:
I
met
'er
down
in
Napoli
and
didn't
she
look
great
Moi:
Je
l'ai
rencontrée
à
Naples
et
elle
était
magnifique
And
so
I
brought
'er
back
to
Blighty
just
to
show
me
mates
Alors
je
l'ai
ramenée
en
Angleterre
pour
la
montrer
à
mes
amis
And
though
we're
married
'appily,
I'll
tell
ya
furthermore
Et
même
si
nous
sommes
heureux
en
mariage,
je
dois
te
dire
que
I
'aven't
'ad
a
decent
meal
since
Nineteen-Forty-Four!
Je
n'ai
pas
eu
de
bon
repas
depuis
1944!
Her:
Eat
your
minestrone,
Joe!
Elle:
Mange
ta
minestrone,
Joe!
Him:
That's
all
you
ever
say!
Moi:
C'est
tout
ce
que
tu
dis!
Her:
Eat
your
macaroni,
Joe!
Elle:
Mange
tes
macaronis,
Joe!
Him:
Ev'ry
blinkin'
day!
Moi:
Chaque
jour!
Her:
No
wonder
you're
so
boney,
Joe
Elle:
Pas
étonnant
que
tu
sois
si
maigre,
Joe
And
skinny
as
a
rake!
Et
aussi
fin
qu'un
rabot!
Him:
Well
then,
give
us
a
bash
at
the
bangers
and
mash
me
muvver
used
to
make!
Moi:
Alors,
donne-moi
un
bon
plat
de
bangers
and
mash
que
ma
mère
faisait!
Him:
Bangers
and
mash
Moi:
Bangers
and
mash
Her:
Minestrone
Elle:
Minestrone
Him:
Bangers
and
mash
Moi:
Bangers
and
mash
Her:
Macaroni
Elle:
Macaronis
Him:
Give
us
a
bash
at
the
bangers
and
mash
me
muvver
used
to
make!
Moi:
Donne-moi
un
bon
plat
de
bangers
and
mash
que
ma
mère
faisait!
Her:
Eat
your
tagliatelli,
Joe!
Elle:
Mange
tes
tagliatelles,
Joe!
Him:
That's
all
I've
'eard
for
years!
Moi:
C'est
tout
ce
que
j'entends
depuis
des
années!
Her:
Eat
your
vermicelli,
Joe!
Elle:
Mange
tes
vermicelles,
Joe!
Him:
It's
comin'
out
me
ears!
Moi:
Ça
sort
de
mes
oreilles!
Her:
You've
got
to
fill
your
belly,
Joe!
Joe,
for
heaven's
sake!
Elle:
Il
faut
que
tu
remplisses
ton
ventre,
Joe!
Joe,
pour
l'amour
du
ciel!
Him:
Well
then,
give
us
a
bash
at
the
bangers
and
mash
me
muvver
used
to
make!
Her:
Well,
alright!
Moi:
Alors,
donne-moi
un
bon
plat
de
bangers
and
mash
que
ma
mère
faisait!
Elle:
D'accord!
Him:
Bangers
and
mash
Moi:
Bangers
and
mash
Her:
Tagliatelli
Elle:
Tagliatelles
Him:
Bangers
and
mash
Moi:
Bangers
and
mash
Her:
Vermicelli
Elle:
Vermicelles
Him:
Ah,
give
us
a
bash
at
the
bangers
and
mash
me
muvver
used
to
make!
Moi:
Ah,
donne-moi
un
bon
plat
de
bangers
and
mash
que
ma
mère
faisait!
(Spoken.
All
voices
by
Sellers):
(Parlé.
Toutes
les
voix
par
Sellers):
American
reporter:
Nineteen-Forty-Three,
Allied
Forces
land
in
Italy!
Reporter
américain:
1943,
les
forces
alliées
débarquent
en
Italie!
1st
soldier:
There's
a
smashin'-lookin'
bird
over
there,
Bert.
I
think
she's
showin'
out
there.
1er
soldat:
Il
y
a
une
belle
fille
là-bas,
Bert.
Je
crois
qu'elle
est
célibataire.
2nd
soldier:
Well,
why
don't
you
chat
'er
up
then?
2ème
soldat:
Eh
bien,
pourquoi
ne
pas
lui
parler
alors?
1st
soldier:
Right!
Bongourno
Signorina
now.
'Ere,
are
you
married?
1er
soldat:
D'accord!
Bongourno
Signorina
maintenant.
Euh,
tu
es
mariée?
Italian
Girl:
Drop
dead
Fille
italienne:
Va
te
faire
voir
1st
soldier:
There
y'are.
Can't
'ave
a
fairer
answer
than
that,
can
ya!
1er
soldat:
Là,
tu
vois.
On
ne
peut
pas
avoir
une
réponse
plus
claire
que
ça,
hein!
Her:
I
met
him
back
in
Italy,
so
dashing
and
good-looking
Elle:
Je
l'ai
rencontré
en
Italie,
si
élégant
et
beau
He
wined
me
and
he
dined
me
ev'ry
night
Il
m'a
invitée
à
des
dîners
et
des
soirées
tous
les
soirs
He
said
I
smiled
so
prettily
and
how
he
loved
my
cooking
Il
disait
que
je
souriais
si
joliment
et
qu'il
adorait
ma
cuisine
But
since
he's
married
me,
it
seems
he's
lost
his
appetite
Mais
depuis
qu'il
m'a
épousée,
il
semble
avoir
perdu
l'appétit
Him
(Italian
accent):
Eat
your
tagliatelli,
Soph!
Lui
(accent
italien):
Mange
tes
tagliatelles,
Soph!
Her
(Cockney
accent):
That's
all
you
ever
say!
Ooohhhhh!
Elle
(accent
cockney):
C'est
tout
ce
que
tu
dis!
Ooohhhhh!
Him:
Eat
your
vermicelli,
Soph!
Lui:
Mange
tes
vermicelles,
Soph!
Her:
Ev'ry
bloomin'
day!
Elle:
Chaque
jour!
Him:
You've
a-got
to
fill
your
belly,
Soph!
Soph,
for
heaven's
sake!
Lui:
Il
faut
que
tu
remplisses
ton
ventre,
Soph!
Soph,
pour
l'amour
du
ciel!
Her:
Well
then,
give
us
a
bash
at
the
bangers
and
mash
your
muvver
used
to
make!
Elle:
Alors,
donne-moi
un
bon
plat
de
bangers
and
mash
que
ta
mère
faisait!
Him:
Bangers
and
mash
Lui:
Bangers
and
mash
Her:
Minestrone
Elle:
Minestrone
Him:
Bangers
and
mash
Lui:
Bangers
and
mash
Her:
Macaroni
Elle:
Macaronis
Give
me
a
bash
with
the
bangers
and
mash!
Her:(Laughing)
Donne-moi
un
bon
plat
de
bangers
and
mash!
Elle:(Rires)
Like
the
same
one
what
your
mother
was!
Her:
(Laughing)
Comme
celui
que
ta
mère
faisait!
Elle:
(Rires)
What
you
laughing
at
now?
Her:
(Laughing)
Pourquoi
tu
ris
maintenant?
Elle:
(Rires)
Him:
(Indistinct).
.... Please!
Lui:
(Incompréhensible).
.... S'il
te
plaît!
Joe?
Yes
Joe?
Oui
Why
don't
you
belt
up
or
I'll
give
you
punch
up
the
throat!
Arrête
de
parler
ou
je
te
donnerai
un
coup
de
poing
à
la
gorge!
Now
she's-a-tells-a-me.
Hah!
Mamma
Mia!
Maintenant
elle
me
le
dit.
Hah!
Mamma
Mia!
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1
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2 Fuller's Earth
3 I Fell In Love With An Englishman
4 Lord Badminton's Memoirs
5 Africa Today
6 Come To Me
7 Fare Thee Well
8 We'll Let You Know
9 Gefrunk
10 Grandpa's Grave
11 Dance With Me, Henry
12 A Drop Of The Hard Stuff
13 New York Girls
14 Oh Lady Be Good
15 House On The Rue Sichel
16 Night And Day
17 Common Entrance
18 The All-England George Formby Finals
19 The Whispering Giant
20 The Trumpet Volunteer
21 Jakka And The Flying Saucers Pts 1&2
22 Shadows On The Grass
23 So Little Time
24 The Critics
25 Balham - Gateway To The South
26 Wouldn't It Be Loverly
27 Setting Fire To The Policeman
28 We Need The Money
29 'Smith' - An Interview With Sir Eric Goodness
30 The Eaton Square Blues
31 Puttin' On The Smile
32 Suddenly It's Folk Song
33 Auntie Rotter
34 Party Political Speech
35 I'm So Ashamed
36 Goodness Gracious Me
37 Singin' In The Rain
38 Face To Face
39 All The Things You Are
40 In A Free State
41 Now Is The Winter Of Our Discontent
42 A Right Bird
43 A Hard Day's Night
44 She Loves You (Cockney Version)
45 She Loves You
46 We'll Meet Again
47 She Loves You (Chinless Wonder Version)
48 Can't Buy Me Love
49 Yes It Is
50 I Haven't Told Her, She Hasn't Told Me
51 Peter Sellers Sings Rudolph Frimi: Only A Rose
52 After The Fox
53 The Complete Guide To Accents Of The British Isles
54 Boiled Bananas And Carrots
55 Dipso Calypso
56 You Keep Me Swingin'
57 Any Old Iron
58 Unchained Melody
59 To Keep My Love Alive
60 My Old Dutch
61 Ukelele Lady
62 Bangers And Mash
63 Thank Heaven For Little Girls
64 Never Never Land
65 Why Worry?
66 Help!
67 Zoo Be Zoo Be Zoo
68 I Fell In Love with an Englishman
69 Fare Thee Well
70 Zoo Be Zoo Be Zoo
71 Goodness Gracious Me!
72 Bangers and Mash
2 Fuller's Earth
3 I Fell In Love With An Englishman
4 Lord Badminton's Memoirs
5 Africa Today
6 Come To Me
7 Fare Thee Well
8 We'll Let You Know
9 Gefrunk
10 Grandpa's Grave
11 Dance With Me, Henry
12 A Drop Of The Hard Stuff
13 New York Girls
14 Oh Lady Be Good
15 House On The Rue Sichel
16 Night And Day
17 Common Entrance
18 The All-England George Formby Finals
19 The Whispering Giant
20 The Trumpet Volunteer
21 Jakka And The Flying Saucers Pts 1&2
22 Shadows On The Grass
23 So Little Time
24 The Critics
25 Balham - Gateway To The South
26 Wouldn't It Be Loverly
27 Setting Fire To The Policeman
28 We Need The Money
29 'Smith' - An Interview With Sir Eric Goodness
30 The Eaton Square Blues
31 Puttin' On The Smile
32 Suddenly It's Folk Song
33 Auntie Rotter
34 Party Political Speech
35 I'm So Ashamed
36 Goodness Gracious Me
37 Singin' In The Rain
38 Face To Face
39 All The Things You Are
40 In A Free State
41 Now Is The Winter Of Our Discontent
42 A Right Bird
43 A Hard Day's Night
44 She Loves You (Cockney Version)
45 She Loves You
46 We'll Meet Again
47 She Loves You (Chinless Wonder Version)
48 Can't Buy Me Love
49 Yes It Is
50 I Haven't Told Her, She Hasn't Told Me
51 Peter Sellers Sings Rudolph Frimi: Only A Rose
52 After The Fox
53 The Complete Guide To Accents Of The British Isles
54 Boiled Bananas And Carrots
55 Dipso Calypso
56 You Keep Me Swingin'
57 Any Old Iron
58 Unchained Melody
59 To Keep My Love Alive
60 My Old Dutch
61 Ukelele Lady
62 Bangers And Mash
63 Thank Heaven For Little Girls
64 Never Never Land
65 Why Worry?
66 Help!
67 Zoo Be Zoo Be Zoo
68 I Fell In Love with an Englishman
69 Fare Thee Well
70 Zoo Be Zoo Be Zoo
71 Goodness Gracious Me!
72 Bangers and Mash
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