Lyrics Leveling Up - Postmodern Picard

I'm leveling up my hook game
You know I got that xp
Leveling up, you know my name
I got that xp

I'm leveling up my hook game
You know I got that xp
Leveling up, you know my name
I got that xp, this hook game got me weak
In the knees cause I can't rhyme on time
But from what I've heard it's not a crime
I never drink corona, even with lime
I don't feel like it's a conspiracy
So line up for the show coherently
We'll tell you the truth of the matter
And it won't be part of the batter
That's used to make this world go round
I used to be a man around town
But now I'm leveling up my hook game
You know I got that xp
It's not a fucking game, it's a flocking flow
Like no fathers fly
I got inspiration for days, don't you mess with me, my guy
Oh shit, I forgot about the Alamo
I'm not from Texas so I don't know
About it, don't blame me like a hoe
I'm just a little weirdo
I rap so hard I cut off your pinky
That Yakuza shit, I ain't trying to be wimpy
Disrespect your surroundings
And make sure to get to pounding
It won't be a disaster, just do it faster
Handle my knives like you handle your blaster
Cutting it off would probably be stinky
Tattoos on me, you could say I'm inky
My man got a divorce, that's a family feud
So call me Steve Harvey cause I'm that dude
Who will make fun of your family
They look corny, ugly, and crude
When I rap I feel like I'm in the endzone
You want a feature? I'll throw you a bone
I wish I could date a playboy bunny
For a couple months, wouldn't that be funny?
So call my ass Hugh Hefner
But I rarely drive through Seffner
When I rhyme I'm on time and it's a crime to enter
Yo, I gotta work on my simile game
My metaphors are just too lame
I wanna pull a Scott pilgrim and 1 up my game
Maybe try to 1 up my fame

I'm leveling up my hook game
You know I got that xp
Leveling up, you know my name
I got that xp
I'm leveling up my hook game
You know I got that xp
Leveling up, you know my name
I got that xp, this hook game got me weak