Lyrics Christian Bale Is At Your Party - Rob Cantor

*Ding dong*
Christian Bale is at your party,
He′s alone.
Eating all your queso dip,
Talking on your phone.
Uninvited, he just sort of walks into your home
"What don't you f**king understand?!"
Now Christian Bale is flirting with your unattractive niece,
She is named Amanda but he′s calling her Patrice.
He brought a frozen pizza and he sells it by the piece, he says:
"What don't you f**king understand?!"
Now he's stabbing at your wife
"What don′t you f**king understand?!"
With a carrot for a knife
"Give me a f**king answer!"
Making fun of your kazoo
*Kazoo Sounds :) *
"Oh good for you!"
Now he′s running naked through the crowd,
Everyone can see he's terribly endowed, unabashedly,
Someone called the cops and they′re coming up the block.
"F**k!"
Christian Bale is running from policemen on your street,
It's such a scene even Uncle Marvin has to tweet.
Taze him, but Christian doesn′t seem to miss a beat,
Repeating "What don't you f**k---
They tackle him, cuff him now he′s under their command.
But he's smiling! Almost like he has the upper hand.
A flash of light, Christian Bale has vanished into sand.
"What don't you f**king understand?!"