Lyrics Merry Christmas From The Family - Robert Earl Keen
Mom
got
drunk
and
Dad
got
drunk
At
our
Christmas
party
We
were
drinking
champagne
punch
And
homemade
egg-nog
Little
sister
brought
her
new
boyfriend
He
was
a
Mexican
We
didn′t
know
what
to
think
of
him
'Til
he
sang
"Feliz
Navidad,
Feliz
Navidad"
Brother
Ken
brought
his
kids
with
him
The
three
from
his
first
wife
Lynn
And
the
two
identical
twins
From
his
second
wife
Mary
Nell
Of
course
he
brought
his
new
wife
Kay
Who
talks
all
about
AA
Chain
smoking
while
the
stereo
plays
"Noel,
Noel,
The
First
Noel"
Carve
the
Turkey,
turn
the
ball
game
on
Mix
margaritas
when
the
egg-nog′s
gone
Send
somebody
to
the
Quickpak
Store
We
need
some
ice
and
an
extension
chord
A
can
of
bean
dip
and
some
Diet
Rites
A
box
of
tampons
and
some
Marlboro
Lights
Hallelujah,
everybody
say,
"Cheese"
Merry
Christmas
from
the
family
Fred
and
Rita
drove
from
Harlingen
I
can't
remember
how
I'm
kin
to
them
But
when
they
tried
to
plug
their
motor
home
in
They
blew
our
Christmas
lights
Cousin
David
knew
just
what
went
wrong
So
we
all
waited
out
on
our
front
lawn
He
threw
the
breaker
and
the
lights
came
on
And
we
sang
"Silent
Night,
oh
Silent
Night"
Carve
the
turkey,
turn
the
ball
game
on
Make
Bloody
Mary′s
′cause
we
all
want
one
Send
somebody
to
the
Stop
'N
Go
We
need
some
celery
and
a
can
of
fake
snow
A
bag
of
lemons
and
some
Diet
Sprites
A
box
of
tampons
and
some
Salem
Lights
Hallelujah,
everybody
say,
"Cheese"
Merry
Christmas
from
the
family
Feliz
Navidad
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