Lyrics I Am Having Your Babies - Songs to Wear Pants To

Ayo!
I'm Not Saying "Hey, Yo."
I'm Saying The Letter A And The Letter O.
Which Stands For
Awesome Ovaries.
Which Is What I Have.
Which Is Probably Why You Want Me To Have Your Babies.
So I'll Do It.
Check It. Ayo.
Girl, You Just Got Me Pregnant.
Through The Power Of The Internet.
We Didn't Even Get Intimate.
You Didn't Even Ask Me If I Was Into It.
But It's Ok,
'Cause I Feel Like I Know You Well.
You Haven't Told Me Much, But What's To Tell?
You Obviously Wanna Have Kids. So Do I!
Plus Your Music Taste Is So Fly.
No Lie, I Think It's Very Good.
Just Based On That, Let's Try Parenthood.
You Love The Way I Make My Music Sound.
Now Feel My Belly Getting Oh So Round.
Love My Rap Styles, Rhyming s.
Girlfriend I'm Gonna Give You Quintuplets.
Plus I'm Gonna Spare You The Trouble Of Naming Them. Here We Go.
From Oldest To Youngest.
We've Got Ninja Face.
He's Gonna Have Curly Hair.
And His Face Is Going To Be A Ninja.
Eugene Shaniqua Laqueesha Mcchan.
He's Going Have The Power Of Mind Reading
But Only Within 15 Minutes Of Eating A Radish.
Michael Jackson.
He'll Be Kind Of Boring.
Pikachu. He Will Sneeze A Lot.
And Finally,
Our One And Only, Super Intelligent, Breathtakingly Beautiful Daughter,
Chuck Norris.
I'm Finally A Father! My Kids Love Me.
I Bought Them Beers, When They Were Too Shy To Talk To The Cashier.
I Cooked Them Dinner Every Night That Hamburger Helper Was On Sale.
I Went To All Of The Graduations Of The Kids Who Graduated.
One Graduation In Total.
I Probably Shouldn't Have Pluralized The Word "Graduation" In The Preceding Sentence.
My Kids Take Care Of Me.
Now That I Am Old And Retired From Songs To Wear Pants To,
And I'm Deranged And Incontinent...
Continent, What Continent Am I In Here Anyway?
Sweden?
Baby,
Gonna have your baby
Gonna have your baby
Can't get enough of that baby
Wanna have your babies
(Laughter)