Lyrics Zombie Ninjas - Songs to Wear Pants To

It's the night of the ninja dead
Shoalin hunter, i'm the kung fu zed
I got stealth and speed so you could never catch me
I'm the real meaning of "silent but deadly"
I don't need to throw stars, i'll rip my whole arm off
And hit you out the driver's side of your own car
And with my ninja skills perfected
It's a matter of time before you're all infected
When i bite you, you'll turn into a zombie
But uh, you won't turn into a ninja as well
Just the zombie part, I'm afraid
You could be,
Zombie... guy that works at best buy!
We are ninjas who eat brains
We are zombies wielding swords
We are pretty much invisible
But we travel in hordes
We are zombies who move fast
We are ninjas from the dead
We are basically gonna to eat your head
You might know us from a video game
But this is no campaign, you're all about to be slain
And you might complain about a little neck pain
'Cause, well, do i even have to explain?
We'll cover everything you own in blood stains
We limp, but somehow still travel faster than planes
We have the minds of ninjas but we're also insane
And we're hungry, so you better
Hide your kids, hide your brains
We are ninjas who eat brains
We are zombies wielding swords
We are pretty much invisible
But we travel in hordes
We are zombies who move fast
We are ninjas from the dead
We are basically gonna to eat your...
Guess who's back?
Now how was the first zombie ninja bitten?
He must have been a ninja in a compromised position
'Cause if not, he could take a million zombies on
His sword drawn at the dawn of the dead with brawn
But somehow he had a bite taken out of his neck
Was dead for a while but then started to resurrect
And he went and bit the other ninja boys and girls
Once there's one zombie ninja it's the end of the world
I'm rapping to you from this lair i made
It's got a barricade, so don't be scared to stay
Because we're very safe, that's why i'm all like "yeah,
The zombie ninjas could never... aah!"
We are ninjas who eat brains
We are zombies wielding swords
We are pretty much invisible
But we travel in hordes
We are zombies who move fast
We are ninjas from the dead
We are basically gonna to eat your head
We are ninjas who eat brains
We are zombies wielding swords
We are pretty much invisible
But we travel in hordes
We are zombies who move fast
We are ninjas from the dead
We are basically gonna to eat your head
We are basically gonna to eat your head
We are basically gonna to eat your head