Lyrics Beard Revolution - The Beards

Come inside
Pour yourself a drink
Grow yourself a beard
Or get the fuck out
We're gonna start a beard revolution
Gonna start a beard revolution
Gonna start a beard revolution
And we're gonna start today
We're gonna start today
Children throw down weapons
Soldiers lay down your guns
Bearded men, put down those trimmers
The beard revolution has come
We're gonna start a beard revolution
Gonna start a beard revolution
Gonna start a beard revolution
And we're gonna start today
We're gonna start today
The Prime Minister's got no beard
Hitler had no beard
My friend, Eddy's got no beard
He wants to grow one but he can't
We're gonna start a beard revolution
Gonna start a beard revolution
Gonna start a beard revolution
And we're gonna start today
We're gonna start today
Hip hip hooray
When I was a boy
I dreamed of having a beard
Dreamed of having a beard
A man without a beard
Is not a real man
All across the land
It's time to make a stand
Bearded hand in bearded hand
We're gonna start a beard revolution
Gonna start a beard revolution
Gonna start a beard revolution
And we're gonna start today
We're gonna start today
Hip hip hooray
Santa Claus had a beard
Jesus had a beard
Osama bin Laden's got a beard
Two out of three ain't bad
We're gonna start a beard revolution
Gonna start a beard revolution
Gonna start a beard revolution
And we're gonna start today
We're gonna start today
Just the bearded men sing
We're gonna start a beard revolution
Gonna start a beard revolution
Gonna start a beard revolution
And we're gonna start today
We're gonna start today
Hip hip hooray