Lyrics Lonesome Organist Rapes Page-Turner - The Dresden Dolls
He
told
me
that
I
knew
just
what
to
laugh
at
And
I
wanted
to
but
I
just
couldn't
ask
if
he
would
take
it
back
So
I
could
know
for
certain
So
on
the
bench
I
watched
his
left
hand
crossing
While
doubling
entendres
with
the
voicings
He
said
"Oh
darling,
you're
charming,
please
don't
find
it
alarming
If
I
pull
this
stop
out
to
free
up
a
hand
for
heavy
petting."
Now
there,
there
I'm
a
friendly
man
I
joke
about
sex
because
it's
funny
when
you're
frightened
So
silently
I
sat
and
turned
the
pages
Recalculating
our
respective
ages
Over
my
shoulder
he
muttered
"If
I
get
any
older
You
can
hack
my
wrists
off
with
your
choice
of
objects,
no,
I'm
kidding"
Don't
be
scared
I'm
a
friendly
man
I
joke
about
death
because
its
funny
when
you're
frightened
This
is
as
far
as
I
could
get
he
jabbed
a
needle
in
my
neck
Erasing
all
the
evidence
but
there
were
matchsticks
in
my
pants
And
if
a
rock
should
hit
my
head
and
I
remember
what
he
did
You'll
be
the
very
first
to
know
Maybe
I'll
find
out
why
this
damn
thing
won't
stop
bleeding
He
told
me
that
I
showed
a
great
potential
That
given
I
turned
heads
and
pages
fame
would
be
a
piece
of
cake
but
Practice
was
essential
So,
like
a
stupid
child.
I
believed
it
And
golly
who
would
ever
had
agreed
if
I
had
been
Schubert
or
Mozart
Devoted
to
the
fine
art
of
perfecting
absolutely
everything
inconsequential
Don't
be
sad
I'll
come
back
again
I
joke
about
trash
'cause
it
takes
class
to
be
enlightened
So
several
decades
have
gone
by
I
am
still
sitting
by
his
side
I
turn
the
pages
faithfully
He
turns
his
head
and
smiles
at
me
And
with
a
wink
he
says
"I
doubt
We
would
be
anywhere
without
Your
gift
for
keeping
truth
and
consequence
from
meeting."
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