Lyrics Lazy Susan - The Fool

I want to tell you something
I thought I should get off my chest
The story's the same, but the names have been changed
To protect the guilty
Her, you and me

Introduced to her by a stranger
You could say she was a friend of a friend
As soon as she spoke, monogamy choked
Love is temporary
Just more temporary for me

What would your mother say
If she could she
Her, you and me?
No is the hardest word to say
When Susan is
So Lazy

You closed up to make your move
But I managed to get there first
Before I could speak, her tongue was in my cheek
I was overwhelmed with joy
A disposable boy

You were watching far too close
Didn't care cause I was lost in her kiss
Doesn't hapeen every day, so just look the other way
I was alone in that room
Just me, her and you

What would your mother say
If she could she
Her, you and me?
No is the hardest word to say
When Susan is
So Lazy

Anytime at all that you want her
Go out and get her, go out and get her
Lazy Susan, Lazy Susan

Anytime at all that you want her
Go out and get her, go out and get her
Lazy Susan, Lazy Susan

You might wonder why she's called "Lazy"
When she's so busy juggling two
Why play hard to get when it's easy to say yes?
It's just a waste of time
Hers, yours and mine
Susan needs it all the time
A quick-fix to boost her ego
We went out of our way to make her feel O.K.
Just another pretty face
I kept her number just in case

What would your mother say
If she could she
Her, you and me?
No is the hardest word to say
When Susan is
So Lazy

What would your mother say
If she could she
Her, you and me?
No is the hardest word to say
When Susan is
So Lazy

When Susan is
So Lazy

When Susan is
So Lazy