Lyrics "Dusk Till Dawn" Parody - Unplugged - The Key of Awesome

Not trying to be a hippie
That was Harry's move
His album is edgy
For 1972
I'm trying to be the Weeknd
With a Brad Pitt 'do
Remaking pulp fiction
Cause I can act good too
I'm not up to something shady
In my bank robber suit
Why's she wearing a fur coat
In the middle of Juine?
We stick out
Like sore thumbs
I'll show them my eyes
"Hey look, it's me, Zayn"
Ear piece thugs
Tat close up
Yikes!
Gonna take a left here
They're too scared to follow us
To the sword throwing festival
Where the sparks rain down your skull
That's why Sia ain't here
Now that Harry's album's done
I'm clearly the Justin one
Cause I do my vocals warmups
Rubber baby bugie
I am a master Thespian
And this is how I'm waving
Had one line and I nailed it
On take 86
I could be a ventriloquist
Cause I don't move lips
"We been searching for the suspect
With a hand tattoo"
"Mine has a ying yang"
"It's yin yang, you goon!"
Peel out of the po po station
Not a smart thing to do
Scarface bad guy is waiting
This is his favorite briefcase too
Hey that girl
Was on girls
Man that show was shite
Please buy Jaguar
Driving in L.A. sucks
Keep forgetting that everyone
Has their high speed car chases on
The right side of the road here
I popped that balloon of drugs
I was smuggling in me bum
I'm having hallunications
That I'm an evil reindeer
I just ran out of breath and wrecked
That's our fing ending!