Lyrics The Pretzel Store - The Laurie Berkner Band

So I went down to The Pretzel Store
'Cause I wanted to buy some pretzels
Let me tell you all about their crazy shapes
Twisty, curly, holey and straight
But I won't eat any pretzels today
Because these tricky pretzels sprouted wings
And flew away

Everyday
They flew away
Oh those tricky pretzels

So I went back to The Pretzel Store
'Cause I wanted to try to buy one or two more
Let me tell you all about their crazy flavors
Salty, sweet and a little bit savory
But I won't eat any pretzels today
Because these tricky pretzels turned into rainbow fish
And swam away

Everyday
They swam away
Oh those tricky pretzels
So I went back to the pretzel store
'Cause I wanted to try to buy one or two more
Let me tell you all about their crazy toppings
Chocolate dipped and honey whipped
But I won't eat any pretzels today
Because these tricky pretzels turned into horses
And galloped away

Everyday
They galloped away
Oh those tricky pretzels (Neigh!)

So I went back to the pretzel store
Because I love pretzels, I love pretzels
(Come back here, pretzels!) I love pretzels!
(Hey, where you going, pretzels, can you please
Come back?) I love pretzels, I love pretzels...
(I guess I'll just eat some chips)