Lyrics Natalie's Rap 2.0 - The Lonely Island , Natalie Portman
We're
here
today
with
film
star
Natalie
Portman.
Now,
Natalie,
the
last
time
you
were
here,
I
heard
things
got
a
little
out
of
control.
Yeah,
well,
I
was
going
through
a
really
weird
time
then.
But...
I've
matured
a
lot.
Why
don't
you
fill
us
in
on
what
it's
like
to
be
you?
Okay,
ya
bish.
I'm
sorry,
what?
Yeah,
Portman,
Portman,
Portman,
Portman,
Portman,
Portman
Fucked
your
husband
and
his
best
friend
just
for
sport,
man
Messed
around
and
made
the
same
song
twice
Here's
a
Bush,
now
eat
your
Condoleezza
Rice
You
know
it's
clickbait,
clickbait,
clickbait
Put
a
dildo
on
a
switchblade,
switchblade,
switchblade
(Woo!)
Xannies
dissolving
in
my
Pinot
My
man
dance,
but
he's
not
a
ballerino
Yeah,
he
twinkle
his
toes,
but
he
give
me
good
D,
though
Wrap
a
good
burrito
Tide
Pods
the
only
fucking
thing
I
snack
on
Black
out
and
go
motherfucking
Black
Swan
Ooh!
These
dudes
slash
and
fix
your
posture,
boy
I'll
come
upside
your
head
with
my
fucking
Oscar,
boy
My
brain
gone
off
that
fucking
Ayahuasca,
boy
Tell
your
tourist
parents
I'ma
turn
you
'to
a
foster
boy!
Wow,
I
gotta
say
it
seems
like
you're
almost
Exactly
the
same,
but
with
current
references.
Untrue.
I'm
a
mother
now.
It's
really
changed
my
perspective.
And
do
you
find
it
difficult
juggling
kids
and
a
career?
You
can
juggle
these
nuts.
What?
I
don't
dance
now,
I
make
mommy
moves
When
I
gave
birth,
I
didn't
even
push
I
was
blazed
out,
smoking
bomb
kush
And
when
my
water
broke,
you
know
it
drowned
the
doctor
They
say
I'm
sex-positive
Hell
yeah,
I'm
positive
That
you're
going
down
while
I'm
bumping
"My
Prerogative"
Tell
me
why
Ha,
I
guess
I'm
showing
my
age
Now
bend
over
and
spread
them
because
you
about
to
get
fucked
(Damn!)
Fascinating
stuff.
Now
I
have
to
ask,
Natalie,
have
you
seen
the
new
Star
Wars
movies?
No
Oh,
well
they're
really
good!
They're
much
better
than...
Better
than
what?
...shit
Say
something
'bout
the
Motherfucking
prequels,
bitch!
(They
were
good!)
Say
something
fucking
nice
about
Jar-Jar
Binks
(He's
tall?)
Now
kiss
him
right
on
his
seventeen
dicks(What?)
While
I
sit
dead
on
your
face
and
take
a
shit
Oh,
Natalie...
Yeah?
Please
come
meet
your
baby
He
cries
himself
to
sleep
every
night
That
little
shit
ain't
mine!
Oh,
Natalie...
What?
It's
been
twelve
long
years
Shut
the
fuck
up!
And
I'm
seven
days
sober,
I
swear
on
his
life!
You're
a
mess,
Carl.
Okay,
well,
that's
all
the
time
we
have.
Natalie,
one
last
question—do
you
think
those
"Time's
Up"
pins
have
had
the
impact
that
you
were
hoping
for?
AH!
How's
that
for
impact?
Well,
actually
— oh,
no...
No
more
questions.
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