Lyrics Hail to Thee, Kamp Krusty - The Simpsons
Hi,
everybody,
I'm
Krusty,
the
Klown,
Hoohoohahahaha,
And
I'd
like
to
welcome
the
parents
and
all
the
closest
living
relative
To
Kamp
Krusty,
On
"parents
and
all
the
closest
living
relatives"-day
We're
gonna
begin
by
singing
the
Kamp-Krusty-Song
And
then
later,
as
a
treat,
some
of
the
specially
selected
campers
(Ones
who
could
sing),
will
sing
it
in
their
own
special
way
Take
it
away
maestro!
Hail
to
thee
Kamp
Krusty
By
the
shores
of
Big
Snake
Lake.
Though
your
swings
are
rusty,
We
know
they'll
never
break.
From
your
gleaming
mess
hall,
To
your
hallowed
baseball
field,
And
your
spick
and
span
infirmary,
Where
all
our
wounds
are
healed.
Hail
to
thee,
Kamp
Krusty,
Below
Mount
Avalanche.
We
will
always
love
Kamp
Krusty.
Lets
rock
this
party,
come
on
Otto
Man
Hail
to
thee
Kamp
Krusty,
I'm
the
transportation
dude
I
got
the
gig
when
they
saw
my
sign.
It
said:
"I
will
work
for
food."
So,
hail
Yeah
hail,
alright
hail,
take
'em
away
'lil
Lisa.
Hail
to
thee
Kamp
Krusty,
With
your
frequent
moose
attacks
There
are
skunks,
in
half
the
bunks
But
at
least
I've
got
my
sax.
And
I
like
to
play.
OK,
Martin,
dazzle
'em.
A
pox
on
thee
Kamp
Krusty,
I
came
here
to
lose
weight,
A
fate
most
cruel,
they
fed
me
gruel
And
stuff
that
looks
like
bait
Oh,
and
pox
of
thee
Clown
Krusty,
Your
behavior
gives
us
pause.
Your
heart
is
hard,
you
have
no
regard
For
the
state's
child
labour
laws.
A
pox
on
thee
Kamp
Krusty.
We
are
uning
to
be
free
We
will
never
return
to
Kruhusteehee
Ah,
put
a
lid
on
it,
Martin,
lets
rock
this
camp.
I
hate
it!
Kamp
Krusty!
Can
stand
it!
Kamp
Krusty!
Lets
burn
it
Kamp
Krusty!
Lets
fry
it
Kamp
Krusty!
Don't
try
it
Kamp
Krusty!
Electrocute
it
Kamp
Krusty!
Lets
do
it!
Kamp
Krusty!
Annihilate
it!
Kamp
Krusty!
Regurgigate
it!
Kamp
Krusty!
Refute
it!
Kamp
Krusty!
Then
boot
it!
Kamp
Krusty!
I
hate
it!
Kamp
Krusty!
Can't
stand
it
Kamp
Krusty!
Disband
it!
Kamp
Krusty!
Nur
in
der
Originalversion:
Krusty:
Wait,
wait!
We
forgot
something.
All:
A
registered
trademark
of
the
Krusty
corporation.
All
rights
reserved.
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