Lyrics Testify - The Simpsons

Satan, eat my shorts!

I was a sinner, a real bad kid
What thou shalt not, I shalt did
Neighbours cat I tried to neuter
Took a whizz on the school computer

(He took a whizz, oh yes, he did!)

But now I've changed, you can't deny
Come on up and testify!
(Testify! Testify! Come on up and testify!)
My hip's misbehavin'!
(Testify!)
Got a nicotine craving!
(Testify!)
There's a cramp in my glavin!
(Testify!, testify!)
(Testify!)

(Testify, testify)
(Come on up and testify)

(Bart's the boy of the hour)
(He's got the power!)
So raise your voice and don't be shy
Testi-, Testi-
Testify!
(Testify, testify, come on up and testify!)