Lyrics Bonnie Wee Lassie - The Underachievers

It was a warm summer night on London Tower Bridge
A big lad and a cute little lassie walking hand in hand
Well actually, that's a lie
But, ehm... Well
The lad in question is our drummer fyi!

She was a bonnie wee lassie
A bonnie wee lass
A bonnie wee lassie
A bonnie wee lass
She was a bonnie wee lassie
A bonnie wee lass
And so much more to the lad
And the lad said: "You're a bonnie wee lassie"
And the lassie said: "Well thank you"

Women...
Alright well...
A bonnie wee lassie
A bonnie wee lass
She was a bonnie wee lassie
A bonnie wee lass
And then he said: "You're a bonnie wee lassie"
And then she said: "Well thank you again"

Oh jeez. Does this ever end?
No I don't think so
Okay one more time

A bonnie wee lassie
A bonnie wee lass
She was a bonnie wee lassie
A bonnie wee lass
And then Abel said: "You're a bonnie wee lassie"
And then Erin said: "Well thank you"

She was a bonnie wee lassie
A bonnie wee lass
And yes she was a lass
And eh the rest is history
And that remains for ever and ever and ever and ever