Lyrics No One Loves A Fat Man - Tiny Tim
Now,
I'm
as
fat
as
a
funeral
hat
Feet,
six
feet
wide
across
my
back
And
I
weigh
three-hundred
pounds,
the
folks
done
say
I
could
not
run
and
I
could
not
walk
But
I
hobbles
around
like
a
load
of
pork
To
protect
my
weight,
I
tries
in
every
way
No-body
loves
a
fat
man
Now,
why
am
I
like
that,
man?
Night
and
day,
the
folks
all
say
You
big
hippopotamus
a-in
my
way
My
mama
and
my
papa
Said
triplets
I
should
be
But
no-one
loves
a
fat
man
That's
why
nobody
loves
me
1 With My Guitar
2 Baby Shoes
3 School Days
4 I've Never Seen A Straight Banana (Hotel Room Version)
5 When They're Old Enough To Know Better (It's Better To Leave Them Alone)
6 You Can Take Me Away From Dixie (But You Can't Take Dixie From Me)
7 Dear Tuesday
8 Prelude (What Strange God Designed Me?)
9 I've Never Seen a Straight Banana
10 Mr. Phonograph
11 No One Loves A Fat Man
12 You Are Heaven Here On Earth
13 The Space Ship Song
14 Tiny Meets Dylan (Medley)
15 Granny/carolina Mammy (Medley)
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