Lyrics Business Man - Tom Cardy

B-B-B-B-Business man
B-B-B-B-Business man
I′m a business man
With a business plan
I'm gonna make you money
In business land
I′m a cool guy, talking about
Game Stop
I'm definitely not
A cop
Why'd you say you′re not a cop?
Because I′m not
I think that you're a cop
I also think that you′re a cop
Listen boys, you better both stop
Or I'll have you arrest-
I′m not a cop
I'm a business man
With a business tan
I spend my days in a big black unmarked van
If you wanna talk turkey I′m here to talk shop
I'm definitely not
A cop
You're a motherfucking cop
I can tell for the way that you stand
And you said that you worked in an unmarked van
Well listen boys
(Incoherent cop sounds)
I′m not a cop
I′m a business man
In a coffee shop
With a loaded pistol and a bulletproof vest
I saw my wife get killed by the drug cartel
I'm not a cop
B-B-B-B-Business man
B-B-B-B-Business man
B-B-B-B-Business man
Why does he have a gun?