Lyrics Monster Truck (Don’t touch my) - Tom Cardy
(Daniel,
Michael
is
here
for
your
sleepover)
(Pl-pl-please
play
nice)
You
can
touch
my
Lego
You
can
touch
my
Pokémon
cards
You
can
watch
Ninjago
Or
play
with
Thor
of
Asgard
You
can
touch
my
fidget
spinners,
my
dad
bought
me
Eighteen
You
can
play
with
anything
but
Please
don′t
touch
my
monster
truck
You
can
play
my
Fortnite
I
know
that
you
love
Fortnite
You
can
touch
my
bike
or
my
kite
or
my
Spider-Man
light
You
can
put
your
hand
on
my
slap
bass
(slap
bass)
But
if
you
touch
my
monster
truck
I'll
stab
you
in
the
face
(bitch)
You
can
touch
the
pills
that
my
dad
keeps
in
the
bathroom
You
can
go
and
smell
all
the
things
in
my
sisters
bedroom
You
touch
my
Tonka
truck?
I
couldn′t
give
a
fuck
What's
the
one
thing
I
said?
Don't
touch
my
monster
truck
If
you
touch
my
monster
truck
I′ll
fucking
bite
you
on
your
arm
And
then
my
mumma
gonna
call
your
mumma
And
say:
"Take
your
dumbass
kid
back
home"
And
I
know
for
a
fact
you
got
no
Dunkaroos
You
got
no
fruit
Roll-ups
in
that
two
bedroom
apartment
All
you
got
is
a
marriage
on
the
rocks
And
the
feeling
that
you′re
fucked
up
by
touching
my
monster
truck
Feeling
that
you're
fucked
up
by
touching
my
monster
truck
Feeling
that
you′re
fucked
up
by
touching
my
monster
truck
If
you
tell
anyone
at
school
that
I
cried
When
you
t-t-touched
my
monster
truck
I'll
tell
everyone
at
school
that
You
got
no
TV
at
your
house
and
you
shat
yourself
(shat
yourself)
My
dad
could
beat
up
your
dad
My
dad
is
John
Cena
I′m
allowed
to
drink
coke
You
got
a
weird
wiener
My
mom
says
that
your
dad
is
a
cuck
But
I
don't
know
that
word
But
I
know
another
word,
it′s
Monster
truck
(m-m-monster
truck)
(M-m-m)
Monster
truck
(m-m-monster
truck)
(M-m-m)
Monster
truck
(m-m-monster
truck)
(M-m-m)
Monster
truck
(m-m-m)
Don't
you
touch
my
I
am
a
little
shit
The
kind
of
kid
that
you'd
like
to
hit
But
you
cannot,
cause
hittin′
kids
is
wrong
So
you
settle
for
watching
me
get
hit
by
my
mum
In
a
(supermarket)
Crowded
supermarket
(a
crowded
supermarket)
Crowded
supermarket
You
take
an
opportunity
while
I′m
stuck
To
kick
the
shit
out
of
my
Monster
truck
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