Lyrics Why Am I Anxious - Tom Cardy

I just woke up, should I drink water and stretch? (No, no)
I'm gonna drink three cups of coffee
And smoke a cigarette instead
And then I'll go on social media until it's dinner time
Yeah, smoke some weed and then I binge-eat
Then I got a little time to complain online

I'm anxious
Why is God doing this to me?
Ooh, it's a mystery, what could it be?
Possibly it's all your apathy

Why am I anxious?
I would try to do anything
To make my life feel better
Except anything that makes my life feel better

Hey baby, I'm self-aware!
I got that Headspace app, because I care
All the talk in the world don't mean shit
If just like this guy, you're a hypocrite

Who are you calling hypocrite? I'm a fucking martyr
I've given up sugar and no milk products either
Still feel anxious, it's just not fair for someone like me
So self-aware

You're not self-aware
You're a big dumb fuck
With a dumb fuck face
And now you're outta luck

If you're so smart, why am I sad?
Because twice a week you get on the bags

Well, maybe it's that
It's definitely that
Do I need more hugs?
Stop taking drugs

I guess we'll never know for sure
Yes we will motherfucker, it's because-

Why am I anxious?
You only sleep four hours a night
Aah, why am I anxious?
You never ever eat right
Aah, that was rhetorical
Then why did you post a photo of yourself
Without a shirt on and a caption
Can anybody tell me

Why am I anxious?
Why is God doing this to me?
Even though I ask, I don't want to know
I want to get better, but slow

Why am I anxious?
I know what's good for me
Except everything
Oh, I think that could be it
Anxious