Lyrics Alien In My Nose - Trout Fishing In America

A quiet day at school, a little after lunch
I was sitting in the library reading adventure books
I felt something in my nose so I discreetly pulled it out
When I saw it on my finger I wanted to scream and shout
It was wiggling and jiggling and jumping up and down
I was in the library and couldn't make a sound
There was an alien in my nose, an alien in my nose
And it was gross, gross, gross, gross!
There was an alien in my nose
Purple, green and slimy, with pointy teeth and bloodshot eyes
I tried to shut it in a book, but it survived
So I stabbed it with my pencil, tried to wipe it on a friend
It took my lunch, said,
"Take me to your leader" and jumped back up my nose again
There was an alien in my nose, an alien in my nose
And it was gross, gross, gross, gross!
There was an alien in my nose
I could feel it crawling, creeping closer to my brain
It was trying to suck the smart out to make me crazy and insane
So I threw it on the floor, tried to squish it with my shoe
When this didn't work, I knew what I would have to do
I had to be brave and save the world
I knew I had to defeat it
There was only one way to stop this thing
I knew I was going to have to eat it
There was an alien in my nose, an alien in my nose
And it was gross, gross, gross, gross!
There was an alien in my nose
An alien in my nose, an alien in my nose
And it was gross, gross, gross, gross!
There was an alien in my nose
There was an alien in my nose
There was an alien in my nose