Lyrics Tennessee Jubilee - Uncle Dave Macon

Well, it's me and my Dony, was riding of a pony
She in front and me behind my Dony
Says she always in nickels and selling
She thinks I'm working, but I ain't doing nothing

Turkey in the Hay, Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha
Early one morning, and a old mother log
An old mother mule, called
Turkey in the Straw

Well, as I went down the old hay field
Black snake grabbed me by my heel
Said, I turned around for to do my best
Run my head in a hornet's nest

Turkey in the Hay, Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha
Early one morning, and a old mother log
An old mother mule, called
Turkey in the Straw

"Spoken: Uncle Dave,
You're an awful old man to be acutting up that way"

Yes, but listen Bud
It's nobody's business, nobody's business
Nobody's business, What I do

"Spoken: kill yourself!"

Backbones and sausage meat, hogs heads and pickled feet
Nodbody's business what I eat
No, it's nobody's business
Nobody's business, nobody's business, What I do

"Spoken: Hurt yourself!"

She buys the gasoline, I crank the old machine
Nobody's business what I do